Wow, check this out. Looks like Heath might have been a little active than I thought his uncle told the Daily Telegraph:
Ledger was a 17-year-old schoolboy when he had an affair with an older woman who is thought to have only discovered she was pregnant after their relationship ended. The woman was living with another man at the time of the alleged affair.Yesterday, Ledger's uncle, Hadyn Ledger said: "There is a very real possibility that Heath was the father."
As is there weren't enough lawyers and bickering going around. This is like throwing gasoline onto an open fire.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
Hulk Hogan promotes alcoholism...brilliant!
Hulk Hogan was at Mardi Gras yesterday where he was given the title "King of Bacchus", you know the Greek god of wine and getting blasted. As we can clearly see from the kid with brain damage he set a fine example for his son. Clearly father of the year material.
Let the games begin!
Britney's lawyers are headed to court today because Britney does not want her father to be conservator of her estate. I'm actually stunned Jamie Spears is a very warm loving father and there's absolutely no way he would be in it just to grab his daughters money. Honest.
(Mr. Hollywood is easily bribed.)
Friday, February 1, 2008
Wesley Snipes: 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
It just came in over the wire. Wesley Snipes has been convicted of failing to file tax return but he managed to be aquitted of the more serious fraud and conspiracy charges. So now instead of facing 12 years he's facing 3. I'm pretty optimistic that he can get that smacked down to community service or something.
Calvin Klein picks a winner!
Calvin Klein has picked their spokeswoman for 2008...Eva Mendez! I know she's a little strung out in rehab right now but it's nice to know when she gets out she's got a good steady gig at Calvin Klein. As they put it Eva Mendez "embodies the sexy, provocative essence of the Calvin Klein brand and we are thrilled that she will be the newest iconic beauty to represent Calvin Klein Fragrances."
I'm glad she got the job because I wouldn't want to see her gunned down by the police because she was beating up an old lady to she could get her social security check so she can get some more smack.
Courtney Love knows how to keep Britney sober.
Courtney Love in an interview with Access Hollywood says that if Britney doesn't get help "something very very bad is going to happen" no shit Courtney. Back in 2004 Courtney was handcuffed to a gurney and hauled off to cuckooville, I mean a "treatment center" anyway, she gives credit for her sobriety (you can't make this shit up people) to Orlando Bloom who taught her Bhuddist chanting. They chant every day. It keeps her sane. Anyone who walks around with a haircut that bold and you can see how sane they are!
Eva Mendez is in rehab.
I should just save myself some time on these posts and change the name of this blog to "Everyone in Hollywood is now in rehab...and Britney Spears did some crazy shit".
So Eva is in rehab but not to worry folks! She's at Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. This is one of the most respected rehab centers in the country and they've treated many stars like Lindsay Lohan so Eva's in good hands....wait a sec.
Ice-T hosts a tupperware party.
WTF???????
Ok, look. I know he did it for charity but for God's sake, isn't this the same guy who sang "Cop Killer"???? and come to think of it what the fuck kind of charity raises money with a fucking tupperware party!?!
Ok, look. I know he did it for charity but for God's sake, isn't this the same guy who sang "Cop Killer"???? and come to think of it what the fuck kind of charity raises money with a fucking tupperware party!?!
(see the clip at TMZ.com and yes it's as stupid as you think it is.)
Angelina Jolie is trying to take over the world.
I always knew that stuck up, self righteous bitch was up to something! Ok Magazine reports:
OK! has learned that Angelina is indeed expecting baby no. 2 with boyfriend Brad Pitt (WHY???) and that the actress is over the moon (should be shot into the moon) about bringing another child into the world."Angie has wanted a second biological baby for some time now," (but you don't love the first one so WTF???) a friend of the star tells OK!. "And the minute she's pregnant, she just glows. (fucking radioactive bitch) She's the type that doesn't want to scream it to everyone, (only scream if someone's stabbing you so I know to watch) but she has the quiet, expectant mother glow. Her smile says she's the luckiest woman in the world." (lucky no one's shot her)
So if I do my math right this would be child #5. Am I the only one that can see what's going on here!?! She is slowly raising a huge army of bastards to kill us all! She MUST be stopped!
It was in the book of Revelations people!!!
OK! has learned that Angelina is indeed expecting baby no. 2 with boyfriend Brad Pitt (WHY???) and that the actress is over the moon (should be shot into the moon) about bringing another child into the world."Angie has wanted a second biological baby for some time now," (but you don't love the first one so WTF???) a friend of the star tells OK!. "And the minute she's pregnant, she just glows. (fucking radioactive bitch) She's the type that doesn't want to scream it to everyone, (only scream if someone's stabbing you so I know to watch) but she has the quiet, expectant mother glow. Her smile says she's the luckiest woman in the world." (lucky no one's shot her)
So if I do my math right this would be child #5. Am I the only one that can see what's going on here!?! She is slowly raising a huge army of bastards to kill us all! She MUST be stopped!
It was in the book of Revelations people!!!
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