Britney is totally a better parent than K-Fed

1An inside source tells OK Magazine that Britney believes that she is the better parent. She's also sick of court, lawyers, court appointed, monitors and parenting coaches and wants things to be like they used to be so she when no one interfered with her and how she raises her kids and everyone had to do what she said. Please note the phrase "raises her kids" because the last time I checked she didn't. Joan Crawford was a more nurturing mother. But hey, she's Britney, she's famous. I'm sure the court will see things her way.1

Get the hell out of California!

The wildfires in California have taken on a life of their own and are still raging out of control. 400 square miles and 1200 homes have been engulfed in flames. More than 300,000 people have been ordered to leave their homes including many for your favorite celebrities. I don't need to tell you they've got a state of emergency out there. You know you've got problems when it gets so bad that the evacuation centers need to be evacuated. The government is telling people to stay off the roads and to not use their cell phones as to not impede emergency workers. Time to get the fuck out of Dodge.

*Update: The number of evacuees is in excess of 500,000.

Nick Hogan is a self absorbed douche.

Nick Hogan updated his myspace blog two months after his car accident that left his friend with irreversable brain damage. I'll let Nick speak for himself.

Roseanne rags out Britney

Roseanne totally went off on Britney and her mom on her blog. Pretty much the gist of it boils down to Brit's an unfit mother, get your act together, Britney's mom is 100% responsible for all of this and if Britney's mom didn't pimp her out like Jon Benet Ramsey this would never have happened in the first place. You know, the usual stuff. You know you've got some problems when you get parenting advice from Roseanne.

Dumbledore is totally gay.

Author J.K. Rowling revealed Friday that the Dumbledore character is gay. So let me make sure I got this straight (get it?). Not even bearing in mind the fact that I can't stand it when someone famous decides to take on politics and not bearing in mind the fact that she probably didn't want to reveal it sooner because she didn't want to hurt book sales. You have a book directed towards children about a kid going to a magical school that is run by a gay dude...brilliant. The Potter creep out factor just went through the friggin roof people.

Cameron Douglas totally digs coke.

Michael Douglas' 28 year old son Cameron (he's the one on the right that's not taking Viagra) got picked up with a friend for misdemeanor possession of cocaine and a hypodermic needle. This happened back in July but it's making news now because he's going to be put on trial and they're arraigning him on November 16. They're also slapping on an additional charge of being under the influence of a controlled substance at the time based on the Sheriff's testimony. He's a third generation celebrity so I'm pretty sure he'll be fine. His friend however had better start sweating right about...now.

The cops raid Britney's house, oh wait it's David Copperfield.

The cops raided a warehouse owned by David Copperfield and made off with his computer hard drive, digital camera and 2 million dollars in cash (would have thought a dude like David Copperfield would have been able to hide that stuff better) anyway, a woman from Seattle is saying that he raped her in the Bahamas in July...but didn't report it until now...because she wanted to wait until she got back to the United States...so no rape kit was ever done...meaning no evidence (unless he took some pictures on that camera but who would be that stupid?)...meaning near impossible to prove. Is it me or does this not sound kosher to you either?

Forget it, today is just about Britney.

I think I'm starting to OD on Britney cause it's beginning to look like almost all the other stars took the day off. Shock of all shocks her new album blackout hit the internet and it's meoteric rise up the charts seems to have stalled out at number 76 according to amazon. I can't figure out why, that Gimmie song is so catchy. Yo, it's Britney bitch, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie...please shoot me.<

Britney's got excuses.

You gotta love Britney she's got and excuse for everything (except hit and run). She's blaming the fact that she lost custody of her children on her cell phone. She says that she didn't give her contact information for random drug testing because she gets bad cell phone reception in her home...yeah, and I suppose the dog ate her homework too.

Rose McGowan will ruin your life.

In what may go down in history as one of the most obivious cases of nepotism ever, director Robert Rodriguez has cast his fiancee Rose McGowan for the lead role in his remake of "Barbarella". Universal studios has backed out of the deal as result and the general feeling among insiders is that they do not believe that Rose can carry the role. Rodriguez is said to be looking around trying to find other investors for the film.

Britney Spears is driving into things again.

Britney ran over the foot of a TMZ.com cameraman while leaving an L.A. medical faciltity today. The cameraman was not injured which is good because in true Britney style when she realized what she did she promptly gasped shock and peeled out there!