The cops raid Britney's house, oh wait it's David Copperfield.

The cops raided a warehouse owned by David Copperfield and made off with his computer hard drive, digital camera and 2 million dollars in cash (would have thought a dude like David Copperfield would have been able to hide that stuff better) anyway, a woman from Seattle is saying that he raped her in the Bahamas in July...but didn't report it until now...because she wanted to wait until she got back to the United States...so no rape kit was ever done...meaning no evidence (unless he took some pictures on that camera but who would be that stupid?)...meaning near impossible to prove. Is it me or does this not sound kosher to you either?