Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant an engaged.

It's must be stupid decision day here in the control room. Looks like everyone's favorite teenager carrying a bastard child wants to make it legit. She hasn't said anything but Jamie Lynn has been walking around bajou country wearing an engagement ring. Guess someone pulled a gun on her boyfriend. Ok Magazine reports:

the wedding will take place at Serenity, the estate of big sister Britney Spears, who will likely be a bridesmaid. Jamie Lynn won’t be rushing to the altar in the typical sense, however. The magazine’s source reports that she’ll wait to get back into shape before swapping “I do’s.” “I expect she’ll want to wait at least several months to get her figure back so she can wear a beautiful wedding gown and then have her dream wedding.”


Dream wedding??? You're 16 and you're an idiot! However I wish her all the best. She's setting a fine example to the kids out there namely: get knocked up, get a G.E.D. (Good Enough Diploma) and life is great! Ten bucks says she's got another three by the time she's twenty five. Oh and by the way, there's an unconfirmed rumor going around that she's expecting a girl. Just what the world needed another Spears woman. This legend will go on forever.