Tom Cruise doesn't like it when you name drugs after him.

We probably should have seen this one coming. If you live in California and need to get really mellow just take a walk on down to the local cannabis club and score yourself a pack of "Tom Cruise Purple". That's right somebody came up with a new strain of weed that's super strong and is being marketed in a pack with a picture of Tom Cruise laughing manically on it. Needless to say Tom is pissed. Then Tom gets pissed Tom's lawyers get a phone call and get busy on your ass. But hey, it's got to be better than getting H-bombed by Xenu<