Showing posts with label Snooki. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Snooki. Show all posts

Friday, March 19, 2010

MTV needs to hire a better spin doctor.

You knew there was going to be a little blow back from the whole Snooki selling underage kids booze and them letting them drive home and get smeared all over the highway thing. eonline spoke to MTV and here's what they had to say for how the network feels about it:

"Snooki was 16 when she was charged," an MTV rep told E! News. "She fulfilled her community service and her record was ultimately cleared."

According to the spokesman, the channel was "not aware of this incident because it occurred while Nicole was a minor" and the case was sealed.

"Snooki is a part of season two," the rep stated.

And in case you were wondering whether the show promotes drinking of any kind, the MTV-bot had this to say: "The intent of [Jersey Shore] is to document the lives of eight young adults."


It's a documentry, holy sh*t MTV IS THE NEW PBS!!!

...I gave my pledge, now where's my blow job and tote bag?

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Snooki killed some poor bastard.

She served booze to minors. Radaronline has the exclusive and posts:

Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was criminally charged for selling booze to minors at a party at her house -- a party that ended with the tragic drunk driving death of one of her classmates, RadarOnline.com has uncovered in a blockbuster exclusive.

Snooki was one of three people charged in connection with the 2004 death of teenager Michael Truncali, a RadarOnline.com investigation revealed.

The Marlboro High School senior died with a blood alcohol level of .18 -- more than twice the legal limit -- when he rolled his Mazda in the early hours of Thanksgiving morning after drinking for hours at Snooki’s house.

Truncali had been drinking heavily in the basement of Snooki's home before crashing his car on his way home. After a several month investigation, Snooki was charged with Prohibited Sale of Alcoholic Beverages, as authorities said she charged a fee for alcohol.

Snooki has emerged as one of the breakout stars of MTV’s hit show, where boozing and partying is frequently part of the episodes.

According to police statements at the time, the party took place in a home owned by Helen Polizzi - who is Snooki's mother.

The parents of the victim, however, do not think the entire truth has been told and they expressed conflicting emotions about Snooki.

Breaking their five-year silence in an emotional interview with RadarOnline.com at their home, Michelle and Bill Truncali said they were upset that Jersey Shore appears to "glorify" alcohol consumption.

Michelle said she watched two episodes and couldn’t take anymore.

She expressed some anger toward Snooki, saying: "She doesn't care about what happened to our son." But later in the interview she took a more conciliatory tone and told RadarOnline.com: "We're not out to trash Nicole. I never blamed her for what happened, she was a 16-year-old (sic). I blame others. I am not looking for those people to get arrested, I just want the truth."

Her husband told RadarOnline.com: "I just don't feel that parents should allow underage drinking in their homes.”

Both Truncalis said they have achieved closure on their son's death and accepted his own responsibility for the accident, but they remain determined to find the truth about who supplied the alcohol that led to their crash.

So far, they have opted not to pursue a civil case for damages.


Wow Snookie, I don't know what's worse. The fact that you got an underage kid drunk, the fact that your mom was home and let it happen or the fact that you CHARGED HIM FOR IT!!! I thought only the Gestapo charged you for killing you...my bad.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Jersey Shore is a lie??? NO F*CKING WAY!!!

I'm going to be spending the rest of the night trying to figure out how the hell Jersey Shore has been on this long and this little nugget of wisdom didn't come out sooner.  Snooki and JWOWW aren't bloody Italian!  Fox411 reports:

In an appearance on FoxNews.com's hit Web show, "The Strategy Room," Jenni "JWOWW" Farley revealed that she and some of the other cast members are not actually Italian!


Farley herself is "Spanish and Irish," while castmate Snooki is actually Chilean.

WTF??? Spanish?? Irish???  Chilean????  All this time I've been living a lie?  Jersey Shore struck me at the most honest non-scripted reality show I've ever seen!....I'm so disillusioned right now...I need a minute.