Showing posts with label pathetic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pathetic. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Adam Lambert becomes even more of a douchebag than he already was.

The Prima Donna was in usual form on the AMA awards on Sunday trying to shock everyone with his "look at me I'm gay!" antics.  Apart from makes out with other dudes, dragging a woman by the leg across the stage and falling over himself he then had another guy in bondage gear on his knees simulating a blow job on him.  But hey, that's what I always respected about Lambert, he's all about class.  Offensive must = record sales now.  His "performance" was beyond disgusting.  Doing offensive things on state and calling himself an "artist".  No Adam, your desperate ploy for attention was pathetic. 

Thursday, July 3, 2008

One person proves me wrong...oh wait, no she doesn't.

Well holy crap, an American actress who cases about Americans! Jane Krakowski stars in Kit Kittredge: An American Girl and is appearing on the NYC stage in the musical Damn Yankees is in Louisiana working with Habitat for Humanity and helping to build homes for people who lost theirs in hurricane Katrina wait a sec, how many years ago was that storm? It's been 3 fucking years Hollywood and you're noticing NOW??? What the hell do we have to do to get you to give a shit about your own people have a fucking genocide?!?!?!?
(photo from okmagazine.com. By the way OK I like the title of your article "Jane Krakowski gives back". I've got a better one. How about "Jane Krakowski gives back a day late and a dollar fucking short" or maybe "Jane Krakowski needs publicity badly and doesn't understand what current events are". Yeah, that could work. You're welcome Hollywood.)

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Ann Hathaway's ex keels over in court!

Sorry, I guess I made that title a little bit more impressive than the story actually is. Raffaello Follieri keeled over in the courtroom. Now you're probably thinking the exact same thing that I'm thinking. "Wow, must have had a heart attack when the judge told him bail was set at $21 million dollars" and you'd normally be right, but not with this dude. It turns out he had an episode from an ongoing sinus infection. A sinus infection. Dude that's just sad. I expected a great deal more from a man that could successfully pass himself off as the CFO for the Vatican. You've let me down Rafaello, you've truly let me down.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Dear Lindsay...

YOU'RE NOT A LESBIAN!!! STOP MAKING AN IDIOT OF YOURSELF BY PULLING STUNTS LIKE THIS IN A PATHETICALLY OBIVIOUS ATTEMPT TO SALVAGE YOUR DEAD CAREER! IT'S NOT WORKING!!!

...stupid.