Shawne Merriman fights back!

Shawne Merriman is not taking crap from a skank!   Now as you may recall a few months ago Tila Tequila accused Merriman of assaulting her at his home and had some small black and blue marks to "prove" it. Cause lord knows she'd never tell an untruth for publicity. Big shock, the charges were dropped for lack of evidence. Not even considering the fact that this man is a San Diego Charger and if he attacked her she would have had alot more to worry about than a black and blue mark (read: not even dental records could have ID'd her), lets consider Shawne's (pretty damn plausable) account of what happened. In a nutshell, she was at his place, she was drunk off her ass (Tequila indeed!), she tried to get into her car to drive home, he had to restrain her from killing herself or someone else. I know which version I think has the ring of truth. As a thank you for possibly saving her clearly worthless life, she's been bad mouthing him left right and center accusing him of such tried and true favorites as beating her (yeah, like her 85 cent frame could have withstood a single blow), sleeping with underage girls and making drugs in his home.  Hell, I'm surprised he didn't kill her lying ass.  She's damaged his reputation cost him a t-shirt deal with Walmart and stole his logo to use of her damn website.  Screw her to the wall Shawne!...but not literally if you know what I mean.  You don't need skank STD.

Payback is a Bitch Dr. Phil!!!

Well it looks like Dr. Phil is getting some blowback from his Britney stunt. The good doctor is trying to book high profile guests for his 1,000th episode. Guess what? People seem to want to stay clear of Phil. He's let be known that they can plug any charity or cause they want...no takers. It's being implied that coming on would be seen as a personal favor to Oprah...no takers. Good! I hope they take that grabasstic fuck off the air. Up yours Phil!!!