Courtney Love knows how to keep Britney sober.

Courtney Love in an interview with Access Hollywood says that if Britney doesn't get help "something very very bad is going to happen" no shit Courtney. Back in 2004 Courtney was handcuffed to a gurney and hauled off to cuckooville, I mean a "treatment center" anyway, she gives credit for her sobriety (you can't make this shit up people) to Orlando Bloom who taught her Bhuddist chanting. They chant every day. It keeps her sane. Anyone who walks around with a haircut that bold and you can see how sane they are!