Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Lady GaGa is f*cking nuts!!!
Wow, Lady GaGa had an interview with New York Style and wow it's one huge roadmap of sickness. Among the highlights were thing like, and I'm not kidding here, that she has a spiritual advisor in her head and what she likes about him the most as that he doesn't talk to her like she's a normal person. No sh*t Sherlock. She also wants her music to hypnotize people so that they can love themselves, her devotion to her hart and fans is more important that her vagina and a lot of other crazy gibberish. Now I know that artists are supposed to be eccentric but Jesus Christ! With this level of crazy I'm starting to wonder if this is an act to further her image because if this is really how her brain works I'd tell Marilyn Manson that I've finally found the perfect woman for him, get them together, and RUN LIKE HELL!!!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Tiger Woods is married to a crazy woman.
The tabloids published a story about Tiger Woods having an affair. Personally, I don't buy it. It's the bloody tabloids they make up crap all the time but his life did. In a heated argument yesterday she scratched his face up. When he attemped to escape by getting into his car she came after him with a golf club. He was a little disoriented from medication he took and plowed his car into a fire hydrant. Wow man, time to change the locks on the door! Although I like the part with the golf club, live by the sword die by the sword.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Peter Cook still wants to be friends...WTF???
Peter Cook still wants to be friends with Christie Brinkley. I'm sure she'll be down with that. Access Hollywood reports:
Peter Cook still wants to be friends with ex-wife Christie Brinkley, he told the New York Post.
After five days of divorce court that ended with a surprise settlement, Cook doesn’t seem to have hard feelings for the former supermodel. (why the hell would HE have hard feelings??? He fucked HER over!)
After five days of divorce court that ended with a surprise settlement, Cook doesn’t seem to have hard feelings for the former supermodel. (why the hell would HE have hard feelings??? He fucked HER over!)
“I’ll never regret marrying her. We had a great time for 10 years. I’ve got two beautiful children,” he said, accompanied by new girlfriend Suzanne Shaw. (I'm surprised you can hang on to a girlfriend after revealing in court that you're a pervert)
He also told the Post that someday he hoped he and Brinkley could give away daughter Sailor, 10, at her wedding together. (keep dreaming Pete)
The trial found Cook admitting to having an affair with then-18-year-old Diana Bianchi (smooth) and spending thousands of dollars on Internet porn (smoother). He received a $2.1 million settlement, with custody of the couple’s two children, Jack, 13, and Sailor going to Brinkley.
I don't know what kind of stuff this dude is on but man that's some potent shit.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
oh great...another Spears.
It looks like America's most beloved unwed pregnant girl popped out the kid finally. MSNBC.com reports:
Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl, according to People.com. The Web site is also reporting that the child, born at 9:30 a.m. Central time on Thursday, is named Maddie Briann.
The National Enquirer reported that Maddie was 6 pounds, 10 ounces, and was born in a hospital in Mississippi, not far from Jamie Lynn's Kentwood, La., home.
The National Enquirer reported that Maddie was 6 pounds, 10 ounces, and was born in a hospital in Mississippi, not far from Jamie Lynn's Kentwood, La., home.
Spears, the 17-year-old little sister of pop star Britney Spears, has been living in Kentwood since December, retreating to her hometown shortly after announcing her pregnancy.
I have great hopes for the future for this baby being surrounded by such fine role models. I predict she will be pregnant herself by just after her 13th birthday, be a mental case by 14 and then by 15 write a book on what a fine job she's going to be doing as a mother. This could very well be the beginning of the end of civilization as we know it.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Naomi Campbell goes friggin nuts again
I know, I'm just as shocked as you are. She went totally ape shit at Heathrow Airport when they told her that they lost her luggage. They actually had to call in the cops. Want to guess what happened when the cops said that she had to get off the plane because she wasn't fit to fly? That's right she went bat-shit insane and attacked he cop. So they did the logical thing and hauled her ass into the station.
Naomi, you have a serious anger management problem. Somebody hook this bitch up to Ritalin IV drip stat!
Friday, February 1, 2008
Courtney Love knows how to keep Britney sober.
Courtney Love in an interview with Access Hollywood says that if Britney doesn't get help "something very very bad is going to happen" no shit Courtney. Back in 2004 Courtney was handcuffed to a gurney and hauled off to cuckooville, I mean a "treatment center" anyway, she gives credit for her sobriety (you can't make this shit up people) to Orlando Bloom who taught her Bhuddist chanting. They chant every day. It keeps her sane. Anyone who walks around with a haircut that bold and you can see how sane they are!
Thursday, January 31, 2008
The details on Britney's trip to the hospital.
>Certainly was a long night wasn't it? I know this crap woke me up faster than a handfull of uppers washed down with a triple espresso. According to TMZ this is what happened:
Last night, Britney's new psychiatrist went to her home and felt she was a danger to herself and others -- partly because of her reckless driving and partly because of her "downhill behavior." As a result, the shrink launched a plan (days in the making) to have Britney committed to UCLA Medical Center by calling the cops.Sources tell us the cops knew it was coming. In fact, the plan was for cops and paramedics to take Britney away the night before, but it was scrubbed.
Last night, it all went down according to plan. Cops even used code to minimize craziness in transporting Britney to the hospital. Over the police radio, she was referred to as "The Package."Before the cops arrived, the shrink told her she was going back to the hospital and she offered no resistance. She said, "Is something wrong?" She made hot chocolate and waited. Her mom, Lynne, got extremely agitated, accusing Sam of engineering the impending commitment. We're told Brit told her to "shut the hell up." She demanded silence, sat on the floor and wrote notes to people who were there as they waited. When emergency personnel arrived, Brit went on the gurney without resistance.
Screw soap operas! Where the hell else are you going to find drama like this???
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Britney wants to see her kids.
TMZ has learned Britney Spears' lawyers will go to court tomorrow and ask Commissioner Scott Gordon to allow Brit "monitored visitation in a therapeutic setting."
Of course the only therapeutic setting that I would accept would be Britney tied to a table with electrodes strapped to her head and a decent amount of voltage going through her brain. What can I say, I thinking about the kids here.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Friday, January 4, 2008
Britney goes psycho. No seriously, REALLY psycho this time.
1Wow, what a night it's been. It all started so normally. Britney refused to surrender her sons to K-Fed, no shock there. Cops were called, still not shocking. Three hour standoff, getting more interesting now. Then the ambulance showed up, that's where it got really interesting. Apparently the cops believed that she was under the influence of something because she was really spaced out. The ambulance called in a "mental evaluator", I didn't even know that was a profession. When they were putting her into the ambulance sources at usmagazine.com say that she was flipping between laughter and hysterics and had to be tied down like a lunatic. Currently she is in Cedar Sinai Hospital where she is being called a "5150 patient" which means that there is enough evidence to suggest that she may be a danger to herself and to others.
Mark David Kaplan is set to go to court this morning to strip Britney of her visitation rights. I don't think he'll encounter much resistance on this one.
Stay tuned.
Mark David Kaplan is set to go to court this morning to strip Britney of her visitation rights. I don't think he'll encounter much resistance on this one.
Stay tuned.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Britney didn't show for court...I know I'm shocked too.
1Britney didn't show up for her deposition at court today due to a "medical problem" (probably the caffeine and sugar again. I think this is the fifth time she blew it off. I'm sure I don't need to tell you that K-Fed's lawyer Mark David Kaplan is throwing a fit. The thing I don't get is how she gets away with defying a judge. Isn't that like, against the law or something? Maybe I just don't get it.
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