Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Slim down with Britney!
I know this may be the most insane thing I've ever said but I think there may be a very real possibility that Britney is trying to un-fuck herself. First her guest shot on TV, then rehiring her old manager, now she seems to want to stop being a fat ass. Ok Magazine reports:
"It looked like Britney had lost 15 pounds in four weeks," a source close to the singer tells OK!. And sure enough — gone was the bloat, the ratty hair and the puffy face. In their place, a slimmer, fresh-faced girl with a smile on her face and determination in her step. So how did she do it? "Britney's a pro at losing weight fast," a Spears pal tells OK!. "She can drop seven to 10 pounds in two weeks." Although now, in Britney's case, it's about adopting a longterm plan she can stick to. Sources say Brit has given up her old unhealthy weight loss habits, like popping laxatives and diet pills.The 5-foot-4 singer has also replaced soda and fast food with five, small protein-packed meals a day. Doing so has enabled her to peel off the pounds. "Eating five meals a day will boost your metabolism," Dr. David Katzin of Fresh Diet, a meal delivery program tells OK!. "In fact, by eating superclean, Zone balanced foods at each of your five meals, you will find that your metabolism goes into overdrive, becoming extremely efficient at burning calories."And get this — Brit's even cut back on her Starbucks Frappachino fixes! "Britney used to come in every day. Now she just comes in from time to time and orders a lighter version," a barista at a Malibu Starbucks tells OK!.
To complement her healthier eating habits, Britney works out regularly as well, although you probably won't see her jogging around her neighborhood. The recovering pop star enjoys daily dance workouts at L.A.'s Millennium Dance Complex, where sources tell OK! she does squats along with chair and pole dancing. When she does run, it's on a treadmill at home, away from the spying eyes of the paparazzi."I don't like to work out because my legs get bulky," Brit has said. "Dancing makes me leaner."
Do I dare to think that Britney may want to live to see 2009??? I'm reserving judgement on this one but I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt on this one.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Larry Rudolph is back.
Take a look at this piece of work over here. I know he looks like some sort of derelict but in actuality he's Larry Rudolph. Larry's claim to fame is that he was the guy who discovered Britney all those years ago and turned her into a megastar. However, Britney got rid of him a year ago for suggesting that rehab might do her some good. Well he's back now! Britney wants to get her career back and what better man for the job than the one that made her who she is. (interpret that any way you want.
I'd say the dude definitely has his work cut out for him but if anyone can do it it's Larry. I'm going to keep an eye on this one.
I'd say the dude definitely has his work cut out for him but if anyone can do it it's Larry. I'm going to keep an eye on this one.
Britney gets a job offer!
Britney's old buddies the dudes from PETA have offered her a job. The highly prestigious position of secretary in one of their offices. Salary to be $1,000 to be donated to the charity of her choice. Considering the way her music career has been going I'd say jump on this one while you can! It'll be ok, Cheetos don't count as a meat product.<
Monday, February 4, 2008
Let the games begin!
Britney's lawyers are headed to court today because Britney does not want her father to be conservator of her estate. I'm actually stunned Jamie Spears is a very warm loving father and there's absolutely no way he would be in it just to grab his daughters money. Honest.
(Mr. Hollywood is easily bribed.)
Friday, February 1, 2008
Courtney Love knows how to keep Britney sober.
Courtney Love in an interview with Access Hollywood says that if Britney doesn't get help "something very very bad is going to happen" no shit Courtney. Back in 2004 Courtney was handcuffed to a gurney and hauled off to cuckooville, I mean a "treatment center" anyway, she gives credit for her sobriety (you can't make this shit up people) to Orlando Bloom who taught her Bhuddist chanting. They chant every day. It keeps her sane. Anyone who walks around with a haircut that bold and you can see how sane they are!
Thursday, January 31, 2008
The details on Britney's trip to the hospital.
>Certainly was a long night wasn't it? I know this crap woke me up faster than a handfull of uppers washed down with a triple espresso. According to TMZ this is what happened:
Last night, Britney's new psychiatrist went to her home and felt she was a danger to herself and others -- partly because of her reckless driving and partly because of her "downhill behavior." As a result, the shrink launched a plan (days in the making) to have Britney committed to UCLA Medical Center by calling the cops.Sources tell us the cops knew it was coming. In fact, the plan was for cops and paramedics to take Britney away the night before, but it was scrubbed.
Last night, it all went down according to plan. Cops even used code to minimize craziness in transporting Britney to the hospital. Over the police radio, she was referred to as "The Package."Before the cops arrived, the shrink told her she was going back to the hospital and she offered no resistance. She said, "Is something wrong?" She made hot chocolate and waited. Her mom, Lynne, got extremely agitated, accusing Sam of engineering the impending commitment. We're told Brit told her to "shut the hell up." She demanded silence, sat on the floor and wrote notes to people who were there as they waited. When emergency personnel arrived, Brit went on the gurney without resistance.
Screw soap operas! Where the hell else are you going to find drama like this???
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Mark David Kaplan knows how to get paid...
...and it sure as hell isn't going to be from his client K-Fed. Everyone's favorite legal baddass has filed a petition with the court. He wants Britney to pay for his legal fees to the sweet tune of $500,000 smackers. Considering Britney's experience with the courts I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the judge ordering Britney to pay is pretty much a done deal. Good one Kaplan, didn't see that one coming.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
My faith in family court is a little better now...but not much.
here's how it went down. Britney shows up for court for the hearing that she asked for, goes through the metal detectors, then decides "screw it" and never actually makes it to the courtroom.
In a move that stunned me considering how lenient the courts have been with her, the judge decided not to change the current situation of no visitation with K-Fed retaining full custody. Wow.
However, on February 19th will be the next hearing so she will get another chance to try again...if she can actually make it physically into the courtroom.
In a move that stunned me considering how lenient the courts have been with her, the judge decided not to change the current situation of no visitation with K-Fed retaining full custody. Wow.
However, on February 19th will be the next hearing so she will get another chance to try again...if she can actually make it physically into the courtroom.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Britney wants to see her kids.
TMZ has learned Britney Spears' lawyers will go to court tomorrow and ask Commissioner Scott Gordon to allow Brit "monitored visitation in a therapeutic setting."
Of course the only therapeutic setting that I would accept would be Britney tied to a table with electrodes strapped to her head and a decent amount of voltage going through her brain. What can I say, I thinking about the kids here.
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