Clothing designed by Amy Winehouse...sure, why not???

The executives over at Fred Perry designs of England must be doing more sh*t than Amy Winehouse because they want her to design clothing for them. The agreement will call for 17 articles and accessories. Here's the statement that they released:

It’s Amy all over sharp, clever, sexy, lots of attitude but stays true to the Perry aesthetic and unrivalled heritage. and still remain instantly recognisable.”

I'm not quite sure what that means but I do understand that anyone who walks around town dressed like Amy Winehouse will definately be "instantly recognisable"! One thing I know is that nothing and I mean NOTHING says "glamourous fashion" quite like Amy Winehouse.

...Fred Perry will be bankrupt by this time next week.

Amy Winehouse goes into rehab...more shocks.

Looks like our favorite crack whore has checked herself into the Edward rehab facility. Somehow I'm just not that optimistic about this one.

Amy Winehouse smokes crack!....No shit.

I know I'm as shocked as you are but the British magazine The Sun says that it has pictures of Amy Winehouse smoking crack....and snorting cocaine...and snorting powdered Ecstasy (you can do that???)...and telling her friends that she also popped six Valiums. Thus proving my theory that Amy Winehouse is in fact the illegitimate daughter of Keith Richards and cannot die no matter how many drugs she takes and trust me nothing scares me more than the thought of an immortal Amy Winehouse.