Amy Winehouse smokes crack!....No shit.

I know I'm as shocked as you are but the British magazine The Sun says that it has pictures of Amy Winehouse smoking crack....and snorting cocaine...and snorting powdered Ecstasy (you can do that???)...and telling her friends that she also popped six Valiums. Thus proving my theory that Amy Winehouse is in fact the illegitimate daughter of Keith Richards and cannot die no matter how many drugs she takes and trust me nothing scares me more than the thought of an immortal Amy Winehouse.