Robert Pattinson is the devil.

Robert Pattinson has proved that he is the spawn of Satan and truly has the power to control minds and bodies...man, I wish I was him.  Here's what he had to say about his powers over the fans:

"It was after a period of signing 500 signatures, and one of [the fans] just came up. You kind of get 10 seconds with each person and you never really say anything, and I kind of got bored of saying, 'Hey, how are you doing?' And [the fan] said in her 10 seconds, 'What can I do to get your attention?' I was like, 'Um, just take your clothes off.' And she stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible."


....Robert....these are the problems you want to have.

New Moon Party last night.

The stars of the new movie New Moon were on the red carpet last night in Los Angeles.  As you would expect it was NUTS with fans all over the place.  The stars were a bit overwhelmed.  Robert Pattinson commented that with all the fans he needs a disguise to go out.  Kristen Stewart commented on the energy of the fans and that it was a once in a lifetime experience.  It was a total media festival with mostly female fans desperately trying to get close to their fans.  The movie comes out on Friday November 20th.  One of these days I'm going to have to rent the first one to find out what the hell all of this hype is about.  Haven't seen anything this bad since Harry Potter came out.