Jesse James wants to save his marriage, yeah, like that's going to happen.

This story keeps getting better and better. Now that he's pulled a Tiger and gone into rehab he wants Sandra to stay. Does he think she has brain damage or something?
Radaronline.com reports:

A source close to the couple told RadarOnline.com exclusively "He offered to go to the same rehab center that Tiger Woods went to if Sandra would support him and stick with him. She said ‘no’, and that basically he's the scum of the earth."

But Jesse, desperate to save his marriage, checked in to Sierra Tuscon in Arizona last week anyway.

The source says it’s too little, too late. RadarOnline.com reported exclusively that Sandra has decided to divorce James and the source says she is staying with that decision.

James rep confirmed that Bullock did not ask James to get treatment and that it was his idea.

The source says that Jesse is in for sex rehab. "But no, Sandra is not there” the source said. “He (Jesse) is trying to show her he wants to recover. Sandra is tough and does not take humiliation well. It will take a lot more than Jesse going for a week to some clinic for her to even take him seriously."

The Oscar-winning actress has felt "humiliated, devastated and embarrassed," by Jesse’s chronic cheating, the source says, adding that she still wants out of the marriage.

"Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues," his rep said in a statement to People. "He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage."

See, he's doing it for his family. Good grief. Scum of the earth is putting it mildly. Jesse, her lawyers are going to rip you apart man.

Jesse James is in sex rehab...I totally called that one.

I must have the gift of prophecy (see yesterday's blog post). Either that or I have the ability to see the most predictable event coming a MILE away. Tmz.com reports:

The facility -- Sierra Tucson -- specializes in drug, alcohol and sex addiction, as well as other disorders. TMZ broke the story last night.

Multiple law enforcement sources have told TMZ when a CHP officer stopped Jesse last Friday on the 10 Freeway near Blythe, CA. -- for driving without a front license plate and driving with tinted windows -- James told the officer he was going to Arizona to try to save his marriage to Sandra Bullock.

We have now learned from our law enforcement sources that James was specific -- that he was going to a rehab facility in Tucson.

A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.

I love it, they've got rehab for anything now. "No honey, it's not my fault, I'm sick, I need rehab"! See, it works for everything!

Ok, now this Jesse James guy is getting on my nerves...like you couldn't have guessed.

With all this guy's been doing it's no wonder Sandra Bullock hasn't been seen in public since all this broke loose and she left the bastard. Sandra was up for an award at the Nickelodeon Kids choice awards on Saturday for her work on 'The Blind Side' and 'The Proposal,' her rep has announced that she will not be attending. This will be the third cancelled appearance since it all happened.

This is bullsh*t man! The kids friggin love her! Hell, she hosted the damn awards with Hugh Jackman last year! Thanks alot James! Look what you did to this woman! How the hell do you sleep at night man??? If you had any honor at all you'd go out to back to your garage and BLOW OUT WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR BRAINS!

You've GOT to be kidding me man!!! THREE???

Ok this is getting ridiculous, like Tiger Woods ridiculous. Now there's a third woman claiming to be a mistress of Jesse James. Tmz.com reports:

Brigitte Daguerre -- a Los Angeles photographer -- claims Jesse hired her in 2008 to do styling work for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot. She says the two emailed and texted each other for a year, but claims they only had sex four times before she cut it off.

Daguerre has 195 text messages between her and Jesse (the cell phone numbers sync up) ... many of them extremely graphic. Among the milder, Jesse says, "I'll be your monkey."

Throughout the exchanges, Jesse repeatedly asks Daguerre to send pictures and set up rendezvous. In one exchange, Daguerre complained that Jesse wasn't letting loose. He explains, "I'm texting you in secret."

Ok, I'm not even going to ask what the hell the monkey reference means. James, you make me want to puke man! Sandra! Get a blood test pronto! Jesse James, if that is your real name, better find a damn good lawyer libido body.

That piece of slime has another one!

Well that didn't take long, another woman has come forth to say that she too has had an affair with Jesse James. Check this sh*t out from gather.com:

Another mistress of Sandra Bullock's philandering husband, Jesse James, has spoken out. Most people are aware of his dalliances with the heavily tatted, rumored white supremacist, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, and now they can add stripper Michelle Smith to the list. According to Star Magazine, James contacted Smith in September 2006 on Myspace just one year into his marriage with Sandra using his email name "Vanilla Gorilla". He had seen a photo of her posing on his godfather's car at the West Coast Choppers party in Long Beach, CA. Soon Smith traveled to meet James at his office and an affair was born. Smith stated that the affair lasted the next two years and James never used contraceptive protection.

According to an inside source, James routinely searches the internet for pictures of “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs." His ex-wife, pornstar Janine Lindemulder, tells InTouch magazine,“I feel sorry for Sandra because she was so in love with Jesse that she was blind and gullible... She once said, ‘I finally have a man who has my back.’ And all I could think was, ‘No. You have this man who does it behind your back."

God James, you really are a lowlife aren't you? Although I'm not surprised, I have to play devil's advocate and ask Sandra Bullock: "HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING!?! LOOK AT THIS DUDE!!! WTF?!?!?!

Better watch your back Jesse James, Betty White is gunning for you.

Betty White is gunning for Jesse James' ass. Seems like Betty doesn't like it when you mess with one of her friends. Popeater reports:

Betty White, who starred with Sandra Bullock in last summer's smash 'The Proposal,' is very protective when it comes to her friend.

A source close to the Golden Girl tells me, "Betty wants to kick Jesse James' a**. Betty is furious and just cannot understand why he would be so stupid. He had everything. A beautiful, talented wife who adored him, an amazing daughter that Sandra treats as her own, and he has thrown it all away for some floozy."

In fact, Betty is so angry her friends tells me she cannot mention Jesse's name without cursing!

Betty White can and will kick your ass James! Better get the f*ck out of
Dodge while the getting is good! You're not going to be able to hide from whis womman. She WILL hunt you down like an animal!

This would make a kickass reality show!!!