You've GOT to be kidding me man!!! THREE???

Ok this is getting ridiculous, like Tiger Woods ridiculous. Now there's a third woman claiming to be a mistress of Jesse James. Tmz.com reports:

Brigitte Daguerre -- a Los Angeles photographer -- claims Jesse hired her in 2008 to do styling work for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot. She says the two emailed and texted each other for a year, but claims they only had sex four times before she cut it off.

Daguerre has 195 text messages between her and Jesse (the cell phone numbers sync up) ... many of them extremely graphic. Among the milder, Jesse says, "I'll be your monkey."

Throughout the exchanges, Jesse repeatedly asks Daguerre to send pictures and set up rendezvous. In one exchange, Daguerre complained that Jesse wasn't letting loose. He explains, "I'm texting you in secret."

Ok, I'm not even going to ask what the hell the monkey reference means. James, you make me want to puke man! Sandra! Get a blood test pronto! Jesse James, if that is your real name, better find a damn good lawyer libido body.