Showing posts with label arrested. Show all posts
Showing posts with label arrested. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
The Joker gets arrested for groping an underage girl.
Ok, it's really Andy Dick but c'mon people look at the picture! Eonline reports:
The arrest-prone actor was busted in Murietta, Calif., early this morning on felony charges of sexual battery, possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana and public intoxication after allegedly groping and exposing a 17-year-old restaurant patron.
The arresting officer, Lt. Dennis Vrooman, told E! News he picked up the actor at 1:13 a.m. today outside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant and bar after receiving a complaint about a man urinating outside and generally causing a disturbance.
I don't even know how this dude is ever allowed to roam free in the first place. He really creeps me (and I think alot of other people too) out! This is not the face of a normal man, this is the face of one crazy fuck.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Ann Hathaway's ex gets arrested for fraud...didn't see that one comming.
Good thing she dropped his felonious ass last week cause her ex Raffaello got picked up by the cops and it comes in three tasty flavors! You get:
1. FEDERAL WIRE FRAUD!
2. CONSPIRACY!
3. MONEY LAUNDERING!
Jesus Ann, you really know how to pick em. But wait there's more!!! TMZ reports:
Raffaello Follieri is due in Manhattan federal court on Tuesday, accused of lying to an investor, claiming he had been appointed the chief financial officer of the Vatican. Cops say because people believed his faux Vatican connection, he was able to buy properties owned by the Catholic church in the U.S. at a way cheaper rate.
Chief financial officer of the fucking Vatican??? And people bought that??? I gotta give my man Raff credit on one thing, I never heard that one before! I think his defense in court should prove very interesting. The man's got an imagination that would have given Issac Asimov a fucking brain hemorrhage!
1. FEDERAL WIRE FRAUD!
2. CONSPIRACY!
3. MONEY LAUNDERING!
Jesus Ann, you really know how to pick em. But wait there's more!!! TMZ reports:
Raffaello Follieri is due in Manhattan federal court on Tuesday, accused of lying to an investor, claiming he had been appointed the chief financial officer of the Vatican. Cops say because people believed his faux Vatican connection, he was able to buy properties owned by the Catholic church in the U.S. at a way cheaper rate.
Chief financial officer of the fucking Vatican??? And people bought that??? I gotta give my man Raff credit on one thing, I never heard that one before! I think his defense in court should prove very interesting. The man's got an imagination that would have given Issac Asimov a fucking brain hemorrhage!
(photo from splashnews.com)
*UPDATE: The Feds just set his bail at whopping $21 million dollars. Although I'm sure he stole enough cash to cover that one.
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