PBS wants to make Mister Rogers go away.

PBS, you've gone waaaaaaay too far this time.

After decades of syndication and hundred of shows PBS wants to shut down the Neighborhood of Make Believe. Starting in September these public television Nazis intend to stop showing it in and instead regulate it to one episode per week. The one normal children's program on the air and they want to tank it. I don't think I need to get into the impact that Mister Rogers made on all of our lives and I don't think I need to get into how myself and everyone else felt when he died. What I do need to say is this: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM PBS, NOT MAKING ENOUGH MONEY??? Unlike Hannah Montana, Mister Rogers' face isn't smeared all over the landscape on every sell able product humanly imaginable! What the hell are you going to replace him with??? The Teletubbies? How about Barney? Oh wait I got it the Doodlebops right?!?

Angelina Jolie is trying to take over the world.

I always knew that stuck up, self righteous bitch was up to something! Ok Magazine reports:

OK! has learned that Angelina is indeed expecting baby no. 2 with boyfriend Brad Pitt (WHY???) and that the actress is over the moon (should be shot into the moon) about bringing another child into the world."Angie has wanted a second biological baby for some time now," (but you don't love the first one so WTF???) a friend of the star tells OK!. "And the minute she's pregnant, she just glows. (fucking radioactive bitch) She's the type that doesn't want to scream it to everyone, (only scream if someone's stabbing you so I know to watch) but she has the quiet, expectant mother glow. Her smile says she's the luckiest woman in the world." (lucky no one's shot her)

So if I do my math right this would be child #5. Am I the only one that can see what's going on here!?! She is slowly raising a huge army of bastards to kill us all! She MUST be stopped!

It was in the book of Revelations people!!!