Adam Lambert is an "artist"*

Adam Lambert has been interviewed by Barbara Walters as one of her most interesting people (ie:  fame whores who will do anything for attention that they will eventually blame on drunk mommy who never hugged and abusive daddy who "touched them in a bad place").  Here's what the little pervert had to say about the controversy (that he's still milking for every second of air time it's worth) from his AMA performance:
"I don't think that you can really... jump to conclusions about me as an artist (yes...yes I can.) based on one performance. That's an ignorant thing to do." (as opposed to what you did???)

The important thing here is that we all learn from the wisdom af Lambert.  Remember,  if you don't want yourself or your children exposed to sexual vulgarity during prime time hours on national T.V. by a person who is supposed to represent 1.2% of the American population...then you're ignorant...and intolerant...and a homophobe.  It's got nothing to do with the publicity does it Lamby?

*sick pervert.

Tiger Woods isn't Congressional gold medal material???

Tiger will not be getting a gold medal from congress.  That idea is deader than his marriage.  TMZ reports:

Earlier today, Representative Joe Baca (D-Calif) released a statement saying, "In light of the recent developments surrounding Tiger Woods and his family, I will not pursue legislation awarding him the Congressional Gold Medal this session."


Baca had previously submitted a bill to give Woods the award in recognition of his "service to the Nation in promoting excellence and good sportsmanship, and in breaking barriers with grace and dignity by showing that golf is a sport for all people."

Well dignity and grace went out the window when we hit whore #6.  As for barriers, I don't know  but I do know that he's about to break the man-whore barrier!  A record previously unbroken since Ron Jeremy broke it in 1979.  Keep reaching for the stars Tiger!

Tiger's mother in law keels over.

Tiger's mother in law Barbro Holmberg was rushed to the hospital this morning complaining of stomach pains.  Paramedics took her to the hospital where she is currently undergoing tests.  I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.  Were I the mother in law I'd be pretty sick to my stomach as well.  Hell, I'm still trying to figure out exactly how many women this dude's been with!  I know it's at least 6 with more coming out of the woodwork every day.  This of course begs the question: "How the hell did he keep this sh*t quiet for so damn long!?!"