O.J.'s new life in jail....wow.

I don't even know how to interpret this one. Bossip.com reports:

O.J. is getting some affection from fellow inmates at the aptly named Lovelock Correctional Center. So says a former jailbird, who tattles that The Juice has the run of the joint and even gets rubdowns. Get flippy with it for the “Juice-y” details.

With the help of adoring prisoners and guards, O.J. is able to gamble on sporting events, get special privileges – and even receive massages from a group of gay inmates known as “The Girls,” says the source.

“He’s really tight with ‘The Girls,’” said the source, referring to the openly gay transgender part of the prison population.

Well, at least he can gamble. That's something right?

Nick Hogan turn 18 yay!!!......oh wait a sec.

Our old buddy Nick "it's everyone else's fault" Hogan (Bollea) turned 18 on Sunday and the state of California had a very special present for him...being put into general population with the rest of the convicts. This should prove interesting. I wish I could have sympathy for this dude but he doesn't have any for his John Graziano. Just a whiny rich kid trying to get off because nothing is his fault. Have fun Nick! To borrow a phrase from your fucked up father "I'm sure this is God's will to make you a better person". HA HA HA HA!!!!