O.J.'s new life in jail....wow.

I don't even know how to interpret this one. Bossip.com reports:

O.J. is getting some affection from fellow inmates at the aptly named Lovelock Correctional Center. So says a former jailbird, who tattles that The Juice has the run of the joint and even gets rubdowns. Get flippy with it for the “Juice-y” details.

With the help of adoring prisoners and guards, O.J. is able to gamble on sporting events, get special privileges – and even receive massages from a group of gay inmates known as “The Girls,” says the source.

“He’s really tight with ‘The Girls,’” said the source, referring to the openly gay transgender part of the prison population.

Well, at least he can gamble. That's something right?

Good God man, they wanted to give the OJ aquittal suit to the friggin Smithsonian Museum???

Would you believe that Fred Goldman's lawyers wanted to do that?...as a memorial to Ron. Fred! Are you f*cking nuts??? Needless to say the Smithsonian didn't go for it. However the National Crime Museum is strongly thinking about it. I've got an idea for a display, how about this: BURN THE DAMN THING!...preferably with "The Juice" in it. That would sell on pay-per-view.

Judge Jackie Glass Is My New Hero

She threw the fucking book at O.J. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

TMZ reports:

At today's bail revocation hearing, Clark County District Court Judge Jackie Glass was all over Simpson, strongly chastising him for not paying his previous $125,000 bail, saying, "I don't know, Mr. Simpson, what the heck you were thinking -- or maybe that's the problem -- you weren't," adding, "I don't know if it's just arrogance. I don't know if it's ignorance. But you've been locked up at the Clark County Detention Center since Friday because of arrogance or ignorance -- or both."

And with those lovely words for the Juice she doubled his bail to $250,000. So now O.J. has to put up his house as collateral. Friggin beautiful! She also made it a point to warn him that if he violated any of the terms of his bail he'd be locked up before the trial even starts.

I love this woman! Please tell me she's going to be the judge in the trial too!

The Juice is no longer loose!!!

Fox News is reporting that OJ Simpson's bail has been revoked and he's on his way back to Vegas to get is murdering ass thrown back in the slammer where he belongs. As for the reason that the bail was revoked, well here's a shock I don't know and I DON'T CARE!!! I want this dude out of circulation before he robs someone of theirs.