Mini Me gets busted by the IRS! Nice job slick!!!

Wow first the worst sex tape ever made and now this. Verne Troyer, you need to get out of fucking Dodge. TMZ reports:

Verne Troyer might want to call his accountant -- he owes almost $300k in back taxes.The state of California has filed a $$26,812 lien against the diminutive actor in April for unpaid taxes from 2004-05. Then the IRS filed a $256,551 lien against Troyer in March 2007. His former manager told the Detroit News the issue was "being handled" - presumably not the way he handled the chick in the sex tape.

You know Verne, if you sell that sex tape and if enough freaks buy it, you might be able to pay back the government...might.

*and no I'm still not posting a picture of you because the sight of you makes me want to vomit!

Verne Troyer sues TMZ.

Verne Troyer is suing TMZ.com for 20 million dollars for airing parts of his sex tape. Let me pause for a second and process that...sex tape...holy shit. Unfortunately for me I was watching TMZ last night and I saw the 20 second clip and I have to say it was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in my life and I'm still trying to get the image out of my head. I plan on doing a great deal of theraputic heavy drinking this weekend. I love you TMZ but for God's sake people, just because something is news doesn't mean the world needs to see it. I would have been quite content to hear the story without you guys putting up the clip before I could turn away. Hell, I can't even post a normal picture of the dude because I find him so revolting. Thank you TMZ you'll be getting my therapy bills.