Lindsay Lohan must have some kind of diplomatic immunity...or the LAPD are really stupid.

Man I don't believe this one. This woman must have somebody high up looking out for her. Not even baring in mind that I don't understand how she hasn't overdosed yet she had blow on her during her 2007 DUI arrest. Shocking, I know. TMZ reports:

Pretty incredible, but according to the Santa Monica Police report -- obtained by TMZ -- the officer "discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan's right rear pocket."

The report goes on: "Some of the white substance fell to the floor. I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it. I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint."

And now it gets good: "I put the card into the jail trash can next to the booking windows. I was looking at the floor and began to recognize the substance as resembling powder cocaine. I then recovered the card from the trash."

The cop says the coke was in the trash for about 2 minutes. He put the card in an evidence envelope, then scooped up the coke that had fallen to the floor and placed it in a separate evidence envelope.

In short -- EVIDENCE CONTAMINATION!!!

Wow. a breath mint???? You've GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! How the hell do you make that mistake SMPD????? Lindsay Lohan + white power = DO THE MATH MAN!!! I said it before and I'll say it again. You can't get arrested in California. They should just disband the police then maybe balance the damn state budget. God.

Natalie Mejia gets busted for blow.

Ok, I didn't know who she was either but she's a member of a pop group called Girlicious (I won't ask). Standard Hollywood stuff here. She was speeding through a suburb, got pulled over, cops search car, cops find over a dozen bags of Natalie Mejiacocaine...it's a tale as old as time.

She spent the night in jail and got released on $30,000.00 bail. That's a lot of bail. By the way, I love the mug shot. Will somebody please slap this bitch and tell her it's NOT a photo op!!!