All is not sunshine and lollipops in the Jackson compound.

It's probably the only story worth posting about today. Little Jaafar (Jermaine Jackson's son) 13 figured out how to buy gift cards at the supermarket and use them to get a 300,000 volt Scorpion stun gun. Opinion is divided as to what he wanted to use it for. Some sources say he wanted to use it on Michael's youngest son Blanket. Security found it and now DCS is involved and has been doing interviews with every person in the house since yesterday. Jesus f*cking Christ. Want to know one the reasons I don't have kids? This is one!

Barry Williams better get the hell out of town.

Barry Williams known for his role as Greg Brady on the "Brady Bunch" sitcom better make some tracks south.  Barry filed a restraining order against his ex-girlfriend Elizabeth Kennedy on the ground that she pulled a knife on him which forced him to restrain her after losing a beauty contest...and accusing him of cheating on her...and stealing his pin number and grabbing $29,000 out of his bank account.  The judge has ordered her to stay 100 yards away from him and to vacate the apartment.  Barry feels that she will become dangerous now that the relationship is over.  Time to barricade the damn door, and grab a shotgun and a bottle of gin.  You ever see "Fatal Attraction"?

Naomi Campbell goes friggin nuts again

I know, I'm just as shocked as you are. She went totally ape shit at Heathrow Airport when they told her that they lost her luggage. They actually had to call in the cops. Want to guess what happened when the cops said that she had to get off the plane because she wasn't fit to fly? That's right she went bat-shit insane and attacked he cop. So they did the logical thing and hauled her ass into the station.