All is not sunshine and lollipops in the Jackson compound.

It's probably the only story worth posting about today. Little Jaafar (Jermaine Jackson's son) 13 figured out how to buy gift cards at the supermarket and use them to get a 300,000 volt Scorpion stun gun. Opinion is divided as to what he wanted to use it for. Some sources say he wanted to use it on Michael's youngest son Blanket. Security found it and now DCS is involved and has been doing interviews with every person in the house since yesterday. Jesus f*cking Christ. Want to know one the reasons I don't have kids? This is one!