Pictures of Jolie children worth more than your life.

Man, I didn't know that having a uterus could be so profitable. Now we all know that stars selling their babies pictures is big money these days but it looks like the Jolie kids could break all previous records. The pics of her first kid Shiloh went for a cool 4 million dollars but pics for the twins could fetch an estimated 15 - 20 million. People, that's fucking crazy. They say that the money is going to go to charity and that's all well and good but 15 - 20 million for having a c-section??? Are you people fucking nuts?!?

...so needless to say they already found a buyer. Unbelievable.

That bitch Jessica Alba's pimping her kid too.

id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Ok Magazine is paying Jessica Alba 1.5 million dollars for exclusive photos of her baby as well as exclusive photos for a future "event" (major holiday or vacation photos). I got to give Jessica credit...she held out a FULL two weeks before taking the cash. It's amazing to me how much money having an illegitimate child can earn you. What the hell happened to this country? I don't know what's worse, the fact that no one even thinks twice about this sort of thing any more because "everyone's doing it" or people seem to think that this is something to be proud of.