InTouch Weekly scored an interview with one of Jolie's bodyguards. The dude, known only as "Bill" told them that she's a psycho, she has no kindness in her heart, no patience, she screams and yells, punishes with silence and likes to giggle when the children cry. Nice. Brad according to Bill gets interrogated by her all the time on the phone so he tunes her out and goes to bed in a separate bedroom. Sounds like a lovely household.
I can't say I'm actually surprised by this, she's got "bitch" written all over her. I wonder how long it will be before Brad cracks. Actually if it's that bad I'm surprised it lasted this long. The kids may be screwed but on the bright side I'm sure they'll be able to afford all of the therapy that they're going to be needing.
Showing posts with label Brad Pitt. Show all posts
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Thursday, April 1, 2010
Monday, July 14, 2008
Pictures of Jolie children worth more than your life.
Man, I didn't know that having a uterus could be so profitable. Now we all know that stars selling their babies pictures is big money these days but it looks like the Jolie kids could break all previous records. The pics of her first kid Shiloh went for a cool 4 million dollars but pics for the twins could fetch an estimated 15 - 20 million. People, that's fucking crazy. They say that the money is going to go to charity and that's all well and good but 15 - 20 million for having a c-section??? Are you people fucking nuts?!?
...so needless to say they already found a buyer. Unbelievable.
...so needless to say they already found a buyer. Unbelievable.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Angelina Jolie is still better than you...and still trying to take over the world.
Ok, the stuck up bitch hasn't even given birth to her unwanted spawn and she's already planning on adopting another one. How many does this fucking make already??? OK Magazine reports:
Even though Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are about to welcome their twin girls into the world at any moment now, OK! has learned that's not stopping them from making plans to add yet another child to their "soccer team" of a family — a baby boy from Ethiopia."Angie and Brad have wanted an African boy for the last couple of years," an insider tells OK!. "They were initially going to have that adoption follow the addition of Pax last year, but that all changed when Angie got pregnant with twins last fall."
I'm also 100% convinced that she's planning some kind of global domination plot. Something similar to "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" if I'm not mistaken. She's going to replace them all with Bradjolina's. We should handle this as if it were a full blown zombie invasion. So let's get some molotov cocktails and some shotguns and head on out to California before they get to us!
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Brad Pitt is either full of himself or broke
The Pitt-Jolie's are in Texas to shoot a film and the Bradster sent his people to rent a house for him but he wanted a slight discount. People magazine reports:
Pitt’s people balked at the price. Sources familiar with the inquiry say that Pitt was interested in the Litton House, a 2,600-square-foot residence separate from the main property, which costs about $2,000 a night. Pitt's offer, via the production company, was reportedly only $3,000 for a 30-day stay. That's a whopping 95 percent discount. (The Jolie-Pitt’s opted instead to rent a house near the shooting location.)
Why would Pitt need to cut costs? It’s got nothing to do with his expanding brood, but rather the budget for “Tree of Life.” Despite the film’s big-name stars, “Tree” is more indie film than anything, and gained early notoriety when Pitt stepped in to fill the role that was supposed to have been played by Heath Ledger. In fact, most of the cast and crew are staying in rented homes in historic Smithville, Texas, according to the source.
Interesting no? I know they have half the children in the free world but there's no way they could be hard up for cash is there? I'm willing to entertain any theories here.
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