Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres don't like each other...shocker.

Here's one that's not to suprise you.  Simon and Ellen aren't getting along very well.  Wow, never saw that one coming.  She thinks he's mean to contestants (what the hell do you think is getting the damn ratings stupid!?! Your witty repartee???) and he seems to like criticizing her.  I have no doubt what so ever that this will effectively double American Idol's rating once these two start going after each other like a couple of rabid dogs.  Perhaps hiring Ellen was a good choice after all.  I'm sure the advertisers will love it!

Martha Stewart goes after Rachael Ray

Martha Stewart was interviewed by Dateline which will air tonight and she took a swipe at Rachael Ray.  We all saw this one coming.  She says:

"Well, to me, she professed that she could—cannot bake," the ice queen begins. "She just did a new cookbook, which is just a reedit of a lot of her old recipes. And that's not good enough for me.


"Rachael is different," Stewart goes on. "She is more of an entertainer…with her bubbly personality, than she is teacher, like me. That's not what she's professing to be."

English translation:  No talent HACK.  About time somebody said something about Ray.  It didn't take long for me to realize that this idiot couldn't boil an egg without instructions and her personality is by far the most irritating that I have ever seen in my life.  I could write volumes on how much I hate her guts.  Take her down Martha!  Take her down!