Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres don't like each other...shocker.

Here's one that's not to suprise you.  Simon and Ellen aren't getting along very well.  Wow, never saw that one coming.  She thinks he's mean to contestants (what the hell do you think is getting the damn ratings stupid!?! Your witty repartee???) and he seems to like criticizing her.  I have no doubt what so ever that this will effectively double American Idol's rating once these two start going after each other like a couple of rabid dogs.  Perhaps hiring Ellen was a good choice after all.  I'm sure the advertisers will love it!