Ok so Simon Cowell is a prima donna too.

American Idol is less of a happy place than I thought because Simon Cowell has his own bitch ass two-story trailer while everybody else has a one room piece of sh*t stuido dressing room.  They told eonline.com:


The exiting judge has decided to live out his last A.I. season in luxury, and that's making everyone, especially Ryan, pretty jealous.

"Have you seen that two-story thing that's parked outside?" Ryan asked before everyone launched into tragic tales of their studio-issued dressing rooms.

Ryan, if they're letting him do that there's probably not a whole lot you can do about it.  Why not show him up get at three level!  Start a trailer war!!!  Trailers reaching into the sky mutha-f*ckas!!!!

...just do it.

Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres don't like each other...shocker.

Here's one that's not to suprise you.  Simon and Ellen aren't getting along very well.  Wow, never saw that one coming.  She thinks he's mean to contestants (what the hell do you think is getting the damn ratings stupid!?! Your witty repartee???) and he seems to like criticizing her.  I have no doubt what so ever that this will effectively double American Idol's rating once these two start going after each other like a couple of rabid dogs.  Perhaps hiring Ellen was a good choice after all.  I'm sure the advertisers will love it!