Disney ate another franchise...

I remember I once said to my grandmother that one day giant corporations were going to keep eating up one another until only one was left and my money was on Disney. The same guys who bought up Star Wars, The Muppets and Marvel just snacked on the Indiana Jones franchise. If what I saw was accurate Paramount studios sold the rights to any future movies which would help Disney crank them out. In exchange Paramount gets a cut of whatever they make. Disney hasn't announced any future films as of yet but let's face it. If they didn't have plans they wouldn't have done it. I don't know how much this went down for but I'm going to guess more than the GDP of most nations on this planet.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee f*cked Jesse James to make a better life for her family...huh, WTF???

In the biggest load of bull sh*t I've heard in a long time, Jesse James' whore says she did it for her family. The f*cked up part is that you know that there are going to be some people in this country who hear this one and believe it. Radaronline.com reports:

And the way “Bombshell” is making a better life for her family from the affair is by raking in the cash. If she had ended up with Jesse, she undoubtedly would have gotten some of his money. And now that the affair is over, she sold her story to a tabloid magazine and RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively she is working on more deals to make cash off of revealing even more details of her affair.

It appears that her relationship with James was premeditated to profit for her children’s future. McGee apologizes for hurting her family, expresses sadness over “hate mail” she has been receiving and goes on to say she “did it for my family”.

"I did it for my family". I swear if I hear that line a thousand times I'll never get over what a load of crap that is! I can't believe she actually had the balls to say it. Then again considering her appearance, maybe I can. Premeditated for cash, yeah, that one I can definately believe but for the kiddies (who she's probably going to loose custody of to her ex-husband anyway) not so much. What a f*cking slut.

Court's a little late on this one.

I totally forgot this case was even still going on. After years of litigation between Anna Nicole Smith and the family of her elderly meal ticket J. Howard Marshall, the court has finally ruled that Anna's estate will get nothing from Marshall's.

I think we both know that if Anna was still alive NO WAY would this case EVER be over! She would have fought them into old age. Hell, if having sex with a guy that looks like the Crypt Keeper isn't worth 300 million dollars, hell, I don't know what is!

Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres don't like each other...shocker.

Here's one that's not to suprise you.  Simon and Ellen aren't getting along very well.  Wow, never saw that one coming.  She thinks he's mean to contestants (what the hell do you think is getting the damn ratings stupid!?! Your witty repartee???) and he seems to like criticizing her.  I have no doubt what so ever that this will effectively double American Idol's rating once these two start going after each other like a couple of rabid dogs.  Perhaps hiring Ellen was a good choice after all.  I'm sure the advertisers will love it!

New Moon makes a crap load of money...bet you didn't see that coming.

Last night was a special midnight screening of New Moon and man did people line up for it.  In one night the film racked in 26.3 million dollars.  It's official, I'm in the wrong line of work.  Here's the best part, 39% of the "Twi-hards" polled admitted that they were skipping school or work today to see the movie.  That may be a little extreme but I'm not one to talk I can be a little passionate about particular film myself (was there opening night for Interview With The Vampire).  Looks like I may have to see this film after all.  Millions of screaming fanatics can't all be wrong (unless it's Germany 1936).  I just hope this doesn't turn out like Paranormal Activity that one ended up boring the living hell out of me.  All hype, no content.