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Friday, August 8, 2008
Clay Aiken becomes a true Hollywood renegade!!!
Clay Aiken's son has arrived. He and his partner Jaymes Foster brought the little dude into the world this morning. Clay took the time to update his blog about it and this is what he had to say:
"Parker was born at a hospital in North Carolina just this morning at 8:08 a.m. Wow...8:08...08/08/08," he wrote, adding that little Parker tipped the scales at 6 pounds, 2 ounces and measured in at 19 inches.
Which is all well and good but since this is breedfest 08' and anybody who is anybody is banging out children by fair means or foul you're going to need something to stand out from the pack of Knox's, Ever Gabo's, Levi's, Harlow Winter's and Sunday Rose's. This is where Clay shows his true genius. He gave the kid A NORMAL NAME. I shit you not. Here's how he put it:
"My dear friend, Jaymes, and I are so excited to announce the birth of Parker Foster Aiken (No hyphens. One first name. One middle name. One last name)."
My God man. That takes stones of steel to go up against the Hollywood elite machine like that. A 100% totally normal, non-embarassing name that won't leave in need of therapy (i.e. Ritalin)
Awesome Clay, you rock but you better watch your back. You know what happens when you defy Angelina.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Ok Nicole I get the name thing now.
As I previously posted Nicole Kidman gave her daughter a traditional stupid Hollywood name. It appears that I may have been rash in my judgement and that this name may have meaning after all. Her middle name Rose (the normal name) was for her husband's grandmother. Simple enough. Now the kid's first name Sunday can have two meanings depending on who you talk to. If you talk to Nicole, Sunday was the first name of an early 20th century artistic muse (no, I've never heard of her either) if you talk to her friends Sunday is an insult to Tom Cruise because Nicole is a religious woman and Sundays were always important to her until Tom and his Xenu express fouled everything up. Either way, it's something I can understand. Thank you for clearing that up Nicole. My faith is restored.
...although one can't help but to wonder what a future conversation with your daughter might be like. Maybe:
Sunday: "Mommy, how did I get my name?"
Nicole: "Well mommy did that to bitch slap mommy's first husband who was a alien worshipping freak who didn't have what it took to knock up mommy but did to knock up some no talent strumpet!"
Sunday: "ok mommy."
...precious.
...although one can't help but to wonder what a future conversation with your daughter might be like. Maybe:
Sunday: "Mommy, how did I get my name?"
Nicole: "Well mommy did that to bitch slap mommy's first husband who was a alien worshipping freak who didn't have what it took to knock up mommy but did to knock up some no talent strumpet!"
Sunday: "ok mommy."
...precious.
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