Showing posts with label normal?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label normal?. Show all posts

Friday, December 4, 2009

Miley Cyrus gets a tattoo for all you sicko's out there interested.

Miley was spotted wearing a bikini yesterday with a tattoo under her left breast that says "Just Breathe" I was going to say somebody has seen the movie "Ever After" too many times but I doubt if she's seen it.  It is interesting to note that this is the same tattoo that Lindsay Lohan has on her wrist.  I really hope this is not what it looks like.  Please tell me Miley doesn't want to be the next Lindsay (although we will be needing a replacement pretty soon from the looks of it).   This isn't Miley's first tattoo and soon she will be getting one with her mother how sweet.  She told OK Magazine:

“My mom’s going to get a ribcage tattoo that is definitely the biggest tattoo she’s ever gotten,” he said. “I’m definitely proud of her for that. It will definitely be a little bit different of an experience for me. I’ve never gone to get a tattoo with my mom ever. She’s taken me to get a tattoo but we’ve never both gotten one at the same time.”


....uh.....yeah.  They sound totally normal to me!  Hey!  Get something pierced while you're there!  You and mom will get a discount!!!

Friday, August 8, 2008

Clay Aiken becomes a true Hollywood renegade!!!

Clay Aiken's son has arrived. He and his partner Jaymes Foster brought the little dude into the world this morning. Clay took the time to update his blog about it and this is what he had to say:


"Parker was born at a hospital in North Carolina just this morning at 8:08 a.m. Wow...8:08...08/08/08," he wrote, adding that little Parker tipped the scales at 6 pounds, 2 ounces and measured in at 19 inches.


Which is all well and good but since this is breedfest 08' and anybody who is anybody is banging out children by fair means or foul you're going to need something to stand out from the pack of Knox's, Ever Gabo's, Levi's, Harlow Winter's and Sunday Rose's. This is where Clay shows his true genius. He gave the kid A NORMAL NAME. I shit you not. Here's how he put it:


"My dear friend, Jaymes, and I are so excited to announce the birth of Parker Foster Aiken (No hyphens. One first name. One middle name. One last name)."


My God man. That takes stones of steel to go up against the Hollywood elite machine like that. A 100% totally normal, non-embarassing name that won't leave in need of therapy (i.e. Ritalin)


Awesome Clay, you rock but you better watch your back. You know what happens when you defy Angelina.