Corey was approached for Celebrity Rehab.

Never saw that one coming. TMZ reports:

Corey Haim was approached in the last 10 days by the casting company for "Celebrity Rehab" ... TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with Dr. Drew's show tell us casting producers called Corey. They say he was "extremely defensive and insulted, saying, 'It's the last show I'd ever do.'"

Our sources say the 3-minute conversation ended with Corey saying, "I do not need help."

We're also told the casting producers spoke with Corey's mom last October at an autograph convention, pitching the show.

Personally, I've seen that show and I can tell you two things 1. Dr. Drew is a sellout who only cares about you if your credit card clears and 2. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gets clean on that f*cking show. If Corey was there he'd still be dead today.

Use your kids to boost your ratings?....hmmmm.

This must be kid pimping day in The Control Room and nobody told me. That nut job Denise Richards wants her kids who are already on her reality show against Charlie's wishes to have MORE air time. She seems to think that this will boost her ratings. Not bloody likely Denise. Of course being a denizen of tinsel town means that whatever you do, no matter how questionable is actually the fault of someone else, namely Charlie. MSNBC reports:

Richards apparently thinks that Sheen set the precedent for having the kids on TV since he had daughter Sam appear on “Two and a Half Men.” She feels that Sam and Lola can only make her show more interesting to watch.

The Sheen source argues that her logic is flawed: “But Sam was only 8 months old at the time, was in a baby basket, and presented as a character for exactly 39 seconds,” the source told the magazine. Since Richards’ rep issued the standard denials, we’ll have to wait it out to see what happens.

Charlie, what the hell were you smoking when you decided that it would be a good idea to marry this fucking bitch??? You're lucky it didn't kill you cause it must have been some pretty strong stuff man. Seriously, you gotta get yourself a better lawyer cause she keeps coming out of the court smiling and then shit like this happens. You're starting to look bad here man.

Denise Richards wants to prostitute her kids. (Also shocking)

Looks like today's "report the fucking obvious" day here in The Control Room. Denise Richards (who God knows can't act or get a job acting to save her life) wants to put her kids on a reality show, guess what, Charlie Sheen has a problem with that. Extra reports:

"This goes against everything Sheen believes in… and he feels it’s exploitative of the children for the mother’s own vanity and greed," a source close to Sheen reveals to Extra.
In order for their girls to appear on the show, Sheen has to give his approval. So far, he has refused. Richards will reportedly ask the court to revoke Sheen’s power as father in this particular matter, so she can move forward with the show without his consent.

This would probably be more shocking if it wasn't for the fact that we both know that Denise Richards is fucked in the head.