Corey was approached for Celebrity Rehab.

Never saw that one coming. TMZ reports:

Corey Haim was approached in the last 10 days by the casting company for "Celebrity Rehab" ... TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with Dr. Drew's show tell us casting producers called Corey. They say he was "extremely defensive and insulted, saying, 'It's the last show I'd ever do.'"

Our sources say the 3-minute conversation ended with Corey saying, "I do not need help."

We're also told the casting producers spoke with Corey's mom last October at an autograph convention, pitching the show.

Personally, I've seen that show and I can tell you two things 1. Dr. Drew is a sellout who only cares about you if your credit card clears and 2. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gets clean on that f*cking show. If Corey was there he'd still be dead today.

Angelina Jolie is still better than everyone else.

It's a month after the earthquake in Haiti and the U.N. goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie finally paid them a visit.  Considering how much this woman likes to rub her own superiority in everyone's face I'm actually surprised that it took her so long to show up.  Even more surprisingly she's not there to steal adopt a Haitian kid.

I'm always open to children around the world," she said in the interview, airing in full Sunday night. "We're that kind of a family; Brad and I talk about that. But that's not what we're focusing on at this time, by any means. We're not here for that.


"We're here to see how we can help protect the children in country and scale up the needs here."

Scale up the needs?  What the hell does that mean?!?  Last time I checked these people were needy enough.  Looks like Haiti gets a new honor, being the only country in the world that Angelina Jolie does NOT want a child from.  That's cold man.

No cash for you Jon Gosselin!

I know it's going to ruin your Super Bowl but you won't be seeing Jon Gosselin in any commercials. I know I'm sad too, pass me a bud. Looks like Jon was getting lined up for not one but two commercial spots but got deep sixed by TLC. His attorney won't say exactly what TLC did to kill it but I'm willing to bet there was some heavy intimidation involved. Obiviously Jon is not happy. Too bad, so sad Jon. Now go do something useful like fade into obscurity. Heh,heh.

Hey! Let's glamorize teen pregnancy!!!

Well, Jamie Lynn Spears' mom whored her daughters out so why not continue that noble tradition with OK magazine! They've got an exclusive (paid through the nose) interview with America's most beloved teen role model! Let's check some bits out shall we?:

The younger sister of Britney Spears (damn woman you're not even important enough to have your own NAME!) tells OK! that being away from the shining lights of Hollywood is making it all easier to learn the ins and outs of first-time motherhood. "Around here, everyone has the same focus," (inbreeding?) Jamie Lynn tells OK!. "The focus is family, and that's a good way to live." I(how old are you?)

"They'd told me it would be an eight- to 12-hour labor, and I was ready to have the baby in three to four hours," (but they induced your labor so I'm not so sure if that estimate counts) Jamie Lynn tells OK!. "I had a perfect pregnancy and a perfect delivery. I was very blessed." (yes, all 16-17 year olds should be so "blessed")



While the former (emphasis on former) Zoey 101 star and her fiancé have not yet set a date for their wedding (and never will), the couple remains closer than ever (get the fuck out of my house). Jamie Lynn, who tells OK! that while her labor was induced, she gave birth naturally (as opposed to unnaturally?) and without complications, says that Casey was the one person she wanted in the delivery room with her. "Once I got in there, my doctor was just so calm and so good it was not bad at all," she says. "I was just talking to Casey. And you know what's so weird? I was asking him if he was okay. He was like, 'Yeah.' We were both so excited." (to have ruined our lives and/or careers)

"She is very good," says Jamie Lynn. "She'll feed every two or three hours. (it's so much fun every time I'm trying to fucking relax!) When she wakes up in the middle of the night (I want to kill her), I'll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There's no screaming and crying." (hard to scream when you're being smothered)

"We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. (nothing like babies having babies) We have a routine, and I love routines. (too easy, next) I've worked one out with her, and we're happy going about our little life." (and how little it is Jamie, how very little)

Even if you didn't know who Jamie Lynn Spears was reading these little nuggets of wisdom would tell anyone that we are dealing with a child who has no clue what she has done to her life. I wonder when she's going to give an exclusive interview on everything that newborn babies do that make you want to throw them out the fucking window. I can't wait to look at the national statistics just to see how many teens follow her fine example.

Keep working America! Teen mothers on welfare are depending on you!!!

...fucking worthless maggots.

Bobby Fischer is Dead...No Big Loss.

Bobby Fischer died yesterday in a hospital in Iceland. He was 64. The child prodigy who took the world by storm in 1964 when he ended the Russian 100 year winning streak in international chess and became an national hero to the United States. In later years he renounced U.S. citizenship, became a reclusive nut job, went on anti-Semitic rants (strange since his mother was Jewish), spoke openly about how evil the United States was (to anyone who would listen) and praised the 9/11 attacks. Twisted doesn't even begin to cover this guy.

Goodbye Mr. Fischer, you will not be missed.