Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Angelina Jolie is still better than you...and still trying to take over the world.
Ok, the stuck up bitch hasn't even given birth to her unwanted spawn and she's already planning on adopting another one. How many does this fucking make already??? OK Magazine reports:
Even though Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are about to welcome their twin girls into the world at any moment now, OK! has learned that's not stopping them from making plans to add yet another child to their "soccer team" of a family — a baby boy from Ethiopia."Angie and Brad have wanted an African boy for the last couple of years," an insider tells OK!. "They were initially going to have that adoption follow the addition of Pax last year, but that all changed when Angie got pregnant with twins last fall."
I'm also 100% convinced that she's planning some kind of global domination plot. Something similar to "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" if I'm not mistaken. She's going to replace them all with Bradjolina's. We should handle this as if it were a full blown zombie invasion. So let's get some molotov cocktails and some shotguns and head on out to California before they get to us!
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