This little Tiger bandwagon might be getting out of control because now it looks like people are just making sh*t up. Looks like any woman who has been photographed with Tiger is now fair game. Case in point Star Magazine has a pic of Tiger with Jessica Simpson so now they've got a whole story on their seedy affair (yeah right). Star writes:
Just days before Jessica's split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md.
"Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it," a source tells Star.
Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger's golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.
“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”
Their words in the italics! Not mine! "He saw what he liked and let her know it?" "Gave as good as she got?" "What the heck"!?! Jesus, it sounds like it was written by a horny 13 year old. Hey Star Magazine! Try hiring some writers who are PAST puberty!!!
Remember kids, if you want to read the rest of the article you have to buy a copy of Star Magazine they won't tell you on their website. Alternatively, you could just read it in the supermarket checkout and keep your money. Whatever's good for you.
Showing posts with label Jessica Simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Simpson. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Everybody Hates Jessica Simpson.
Jessica Simpson really knows how to make friends and influence people. Or maybe that's make enemies and turn them into a rampaging mob out for your blood.
Dallas Cowboys fans are so enraged at the loosing streak of Tony Romo in recent games that they are blaming Jessica Simpson for distracting him. Simpson is so freaked out she's not going back to Texas for a while (and she's FROM there) and she's hired additional security for her home. They've gone nuts in Texas, they want to lynch her ass to which all I have to say is "yo, Texas! You bunch of pussies! Put your money where your mouth is! I DARE YOU!!!"
Friday, December 28, 2007
Jessica Simpson is a blockbuster movie actress.
When I heard this one I couldn't even believe that it was true. Simpson's latest movie, Blonde Ambition was going to go straight to DVD when some genius decided to put it in a few theaters for the weekend. It grossed...wait for it...$1,332.00. Yes, you heard that one but I'll repeat it in case your brain couldn't process the information. That's one thousand three hundred and thirty two dollars. That has to be some kind of record. I wonder how her next movie will do, keep your fingers crossed! I know she can do it!
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