Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Everybody Hates Jessica Simpson.
Jessica Simpson really knows how to make friends and influence people. Or maybe that's make enemies and turn them into a rampaging mob out for your blood.
Dallas Cowboys fans are so enraged at the loosing streak of Tony Romo in recent games that they are blaming Jessica Simpson for distracting him. Simpson is so freaked out she's not going back to Texas for a while (and she's FROM there) and she's hired additional security for her home. They've gone nuts in Texas, they want to lynch her ass to which all I have to say is "yo, Texas! You bunch of pussies! Put your money where your mouth is! I DARE YOU!!!"
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