Showing posts with label Miley Cyrus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miley Cyrus. Show all posts

Friday, December 4, 2009

Miley Cyrus gets a tattoo for all you sicko's out there interested.

Miley was spotted wearing a bikini yesterday with a tattoo under her left breast that says "Just Breathe" I was going to say somebody has seen the movie "Ever After" too many times but I doubt if she's seen it.  It is interesting to note that this is the same tattoo that Lindsay Lohan has on her wrist.  I really hope this is not what it looks like.  Please tell me Miley doesn't want to be the next Lindsay (although we will be needing a replacement pretty soon from the looks of it).   This isn't Miley's first tattoo and soon she will be getting one with her mother how sweet.  She told OK Magazine:

“My mom’s going to get a ribcage tattoo that is definitely the biggest tattoo she’s ever gotten,” he said. “I’m definitely proud of her for that. It will definitely be a little bit different of an experience for me. I’ve never gone to get a tattoo with my mom ever. She’s taken me to get a tattoo but we’ve never both gotten one at the same time.”


....uh.....yeah.  They sound totally normal to me!  Hey!  Get something pierced while you're there!  You and mom will get a discount!!!

Friday, November 20, 2009

A Miley Cyrus tour bus flips over.

The driver of a Miley Cyrus tour bus was killed this morning when it flipped over on its side.  Associated Press reports:

Virginia State Police say one person was killed when a tour bus belonging to Miley Cyrus overturned, but the 16-year-old "Hannah Montana" star was not on board.


Sgt. Thomas Molnar says the bus overturned around 8:15 a.m. Friday on Interstate 85 in Dinwiddie, in central Virginia.

One of the other nine passengers had minor injuries. Police would not identify those aboard.

That's about all we know so far.  I'll keep you posted. 

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Miley Cyrus wants to do a G-Rated Sex and the City...WTF???


If you can figure out a script for that one please LET ME KNOW! MSNBC reports:

It’s getting harder and harder to figure out the real Miley Cyrus. Is she a controversy-courting star or just another cherub-cheeked Disney kid? In her latest interview with TV Guide, the 15-year-old keeps the lines blurred.

In the past, Miley confessed to a love for the oh-so-adult “Sex and the City,” though according to her mother, it’s the edited for primetime version that holds her daughter’s interest. Now the teen tells TV Guide she’d “love to do a younger, cleaner version of ‘Sex and the City.’”

Just how the “Hannah Montana” actress plans to pull off a younger and cleaner version of a show about a quartet of girlfriends who share their kinkiest relationship details isn’t quite clear, but don’t count on her to clear it up.


Clean soft porn, huh??? Ok people I want you to re-read those paragraphs because I think my higher brain functions have seized up. Miley, you're becoming quite the hypocritical slut. Kudos to you! You're fulfilling your Disney destiny! They must be so proud. Do you smell that?...smells like Selma Gomez getting geared up to replace your self destructed ass. You know even Lindsay managed to hold it together until her LATE teens before self destructing. Just thought I'd mention it.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Billy Ray Cyrus is still trying to talk himself out of a jam.

Billy Ray Cyrus is still trying to weasel his way out that whole Vanity Fair photo shoot debacle. Access Hollywood reports:


Setting the record straight, Billy Ray Cyrus once again confirmed he was not around when his daughter, Miley, posed provocatively for Vanity Fair and famed photographer Annie Leibovitz.
During a new interview with Access Hollywood on Tuesday, Billy Ray said he was not on the set when his 15-year-old daughter wrapped herself in a blanket for the now infamous shots.
“I wasn’t there when they took the controversial photograph,” Billy Ray told Access. “I took my picture with Miley and then had to go catch a flight, so I wasn’t there.”


Am I the only one out there that doesn't think that his version has quite the ring of truth to it? You knew Billy, you knew. And get a life of your own you one hit wonder.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Miley Cyrus Ashley Tisdale...WTF???

Ok, it's seems to be weird picture day here in The Control Room so somebody please tell me what the hell I'm supposed to make of this!?!