Paris Hilton gets framed.

I don't blame Ms. Hilton for being pissed one damn bit. As the free world knows Nelson Mandela has passed away at age 95. Some jackwad pretending to be her went onto twitter and made the following comment: "RIP Nelson Mandela. Your 'I Have A Dream' speech was so inspiring. An amazing man,". I do not know Paris Hilton but I do know two things about her from my observations. 1. Even during her partying days she would never make a comment like this and 2. Paris Hilton is FAR from stupid and would never make a comment like this. I'm stunned that so many people would believe it. You ever notice that no one ever mentions that dozens of charities that she supports and actively works with? Not really mentioned much is it? Here's a list from looktothestars.org. http://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/paris-hilton That alone make her more beautiful than any picture could do justice to.

Tila Tequila is still af f"ing BITCH!

Tila the publicity whore is exploiting the death of Casey Johnson for every second its worth.  God this woman makes me sick!...if indeed she is a woman.  Jury's still out on that one.  Anyway, Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips went to Tila's house to get Casey's dogs back.  Please bare in mind that Tila had said previously that she had been trying to reach Casey so she could pick up her dogs to get them out of her house.  With that in mind here's what she claimed "happened" at her house when Paris and Bijou arrived:

My Fiance and I had been living together at my house for about a month now, with all of our dogs! 3 Total, and today these "mean Girls" bombarded MY HOME, to try to take the pups away so they can put them to sleep so they can bury the dogs with Casey. So sad! I had to call the police because they were getting very violent outside of my house and threatening to break in! They kept kicking my door, pounding on it, and even left scratch marks on my windows and texted that they were going to try to break in from the back side!! I was alone, scared and they left me no choice.


Have you ever heard such a load of BS in your life???  Big shock the cops didn't believe a word of it either.  Paris and Bijou left with the dogs.  Thank God, I'd hate to think of the dogs in that house of friggin crazy.  Someone needs to get this bitch to shut the f*ck up and stop taking advantage to Casey's death to get her picture in news. 

Nicky Hilton gets robbed.

Nicky is the latest victim in the string of burglaries targeting celebrities.  Several items were taken but have not been identified yet (which means they'll probably show up on the internet).  Paris was not happy and let it be known through Twitter:

"It's unbelievable how my sister called the cops over an hour ago and they still haven't shown up," she wrote around 3:30 PM PST. "Her house just got robbed, so messed up."




"I HATE people who steal! It's so wrong! I hope they catch whoever did this! There has (sic) been so many robberies lately. So scary!"

Can't say I blame them for being pissed.  I guess that "Burglar Bunch" have a few copycats.   I'd like to know how they're getting through the alarm systems.  You people do turn them ON......don't you???

Paris Hilton has been born again.

Wow, I didn't see this one coming at all. Paris Hilton (haven't heard that name in a while) dropped an unspecified (but undoubtedly large) donation to a children's hospital. Eonline reports:

Childrens Hospital Los Angeles announced Thursday that the hotel heiress has made an "extremely generous" donation toward the construction of a new 460,000 square-foot medical tower at the downtown facility.

Hospital officials didn't specify the amount Hilton gave, but said her contribution will trick out a double-patient room in the Childrens Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, which is slated to open in 2010.

"I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles," Hilton said in a statement. "The children I have met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart."

The only thing left now is to pull a gun on her and ask "Who are you and what have you done with Paris Hilton!!!" but seriously, good one Paris. I really like the new you.

This is not Paris Hilton's day.

Barron Hilton the 80 year old patriarch of the Hilton family has announced that when he dies he's leaving 97% of his fortune to charity. Apparently this still leaves 130 million for the rest of the family to share but considering the way they go through cash that can't possibly last for very long and they have to pay taxes on it. I can't imagine that Paris is too happy about this but I'm not too worried, Paris always finds a way to bounce back.