Ok so Simon Cowell is a prima donna too.

American Idol is less of a happy place than I thought because Simon Cowell has his own bitch ass two-story trailer while everybody else has a one room piece of sh*t stuido dressing room.  They told eonline.com:


The exiting judge has decided to live out his last A.I. season in luxury, and that's making everyone, especially Ryan, pretty jealous.

"Have you seen that two-story thing that's parked outside?" Ryan asked before everyone launched into tragic tales of their studio-issued dressing rooms.

Ryan, if they're letting him do that there's probably not a whole lot you can do about it.  Why not show him up get at three level!  Start a trailer war!!!  Trailers reaching into the sky mutha-f*ckas!!!!

...just do it.