Jon Gosselin is going broke...big shock.

Radaronline.com is reporting that Jon Gosselin is going broke quickly. Didn't see that one coming. Jon hasn't had a steady job since "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" got cancelled and he spent a fortune in a legal battle with TLC. Kate's getting $200,000 for "Dancing With the Stars" AND she's getting a new reality program. Who knew having a working uterus could be so damn lucrative???

As I reported yesterday, Jon wants his cash cow back so he's going for sole custody of the children claiming that Kate is an absentee mom. Personally I don't think either one is a responsible parent but that's just me. Anyway, I can't see Jon pulling this one off. Oh, let's just face it. The man doesn't have a hope in hell.

Jon Gosselin wants his cash cow back.

After being off the radar for a while America's greatest dad is back! Jon, who imploded when TLC shut him down is now seeking sole custody of his children. He says that Kate is an absent mother and is spending all of her time on Dancing With The Stars and not with the children. He also wants child support reduced because he says that $20,000 a month is too high. To put the icing on the cake he is considering asking the judge to reverse the support all together as he feels that he should be paid by Kate.

Good luck with that one Jon. Let me know how it works out. I'm sure there is a 0% chance that you want the kids to get another reality show going. Nah, it's all done out of love.

Jon Gosselin got MAJOR F*CKED UP THE ASS!!!!

I think everybody split for the weekend cause this is all I've got, but it's not too bad. Jon and Kate are now divorced and man didn Jon get hurt in the final settlement rammed up the ass Schillinger style!  TMZ reports:

We've learned under the arbitrator's award, Jon must make huge child support payments -- we're told 5 figures a month. And here's the problem. TLC has now shut down Jon's ability to take outside jobs. The irony -- he did himself in. (No sh*t)


We've also learned Jon was charged every penny of the $235,000 (ouch!) that he withdrew from their joint account. That amount was deducted from his piece of the settlement (ouch, ouch!).

As for Jon's claim that Kate should be docked for money she withdrew ... we've learned Jon struck out. The arbitrator determined every penny she withdrew was for the benefit of the kids (8 kids Jon good luck proving she didn't...oh wait, you couldn't!).

Jesus man, you're so OWNED now!  Dude, save what's left of your self respect and go into the back alley of the courthouse and blow away what's LEFT of your brains.

Jon Gosselin's gravy train derailed.

In a shockingly non-Tiger story, TLC is not backing down and has effectively shut down Jon Gosselin's cash cow.  They don't like Jon violating his contract to make a crap load of money.  MSNBC.com reports:

A Maryland judge is ruling in the dispute between Jon Gosselin and the TLC network that the father must stop making media appearances that are at odds with his contract.


Montgomery County Circuit Judge Michael D. Mason ruled Thursday following a one-day hearing.

TLC Chief Operating Officer Edward Sabin testified that Gosselin made unauthorized appearances and endorsements. In particular, he mentioned a pool party that Gosselin hosted at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas. Sabin says photos from the event were at odds with the wholesome image of the show, "Jon & Kate Plus 8."

Although I think the phrase "wholesome" may be debatable, one has to think.  What will Jon do now to make money off of children...Hey!  Octomom!  Still available????

No cash for you Jon Gosselin!

I know it's going to ruin your Super Bowl but you won't be seeing Jon Gosselin in any commercials. I know I'm sad too, pass me a bud. Looks like Jon was getting lined up for not one but two commercial spots but got deep sixed by TLC. His attorney won't say exactly what TLC did to kill it but I'm willing to bet there was some heavy intimidation involved. Obiviously Jon is not happy. Too bad, so sad Jon. Now go do something useful like fade into obscurity. Heh,heh.