Jon Gosselin got MAJOR F*CKED UP THE ASS!!!!

I think everybody split for the weekend cause this is all I've got, but it's not too bad. Jon and Kate are now divorced and man didn Jon get hurt in the final settlement rammed up the ass Schillinger style!  TMZ reports:

We've learned under the arbitrator's award, Jon must make huge child support payments -- we're told 5 figures a month. And here's the problem. TLC has now shut down Jon's ability to take outside jobs. The irony -- he did himself in. (No sh*t)


We've also learned Jon was charged every penny of the $235,000 (ouch!) that he withdrew from their joint account. That amount was deducted from his piece of the settlement (ouch, ouch!).

As for Jon's claim that Kate should be docked for money she withdrew ... we've learned Jon struck out. The arbitrator determined every penny she withdrew was for the benefit of the kids (8 kids Jon good luck proving she didn't...oh wait, you couldn't!).

Jesus man, you're so OWNED now!  Dude, save what's left of your self respect and go into the back alley of the courthouse and blow away what's LEFT of your brains.