Yep, Ricky Martin's as gay as Clay Aiken.

Ricky's playing for another team but rather than admit it he's chosen to attempt to cover it up by having children...with a surrogate mother. Yep, Ricky's got twin boys who were born a few weeks ago and didn't have to go through all that annoying sex to get them. I believe Angelina Jolie's also familiar with this method. A statement released says that Ricky will be spending the rest of the year out of the public eye (he was in it???) to spend time with his boys. Wow Ricky, a whole half a year? I'm glad to see his maternal instincts have fully developed.

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