Thursday, August 7, 2008

Feds close case on Heath Ledger...insert conspiracy theory here.

The Feds have called off the investigation on Heath Ledger's death. People magazine reports:

The U.S. Attorney's Office closed its investigation into Heath Ledger's accidental overdose death and will not enforce a subpoena against Mary-Kate Olsen, a law-enforcement source tells PEOPLE.


The probe was closed without any charges being filed. Olsen, 22, was subpoenaed by a federal grand jury on April 23, but her attorney had been in negotiations with federal authorities since then, the source says. Olsen had wanted immunity before testifying. Olsen's attorney released a statement saying the actress "had nothing to do" with Ledger's drugs and had already provided "relevant information" to investigators. The U.S. Attorney's Office and Olsen's rep both declined to comment.


I'm expecting about 12 million conspiracy theories on how Heath Ledger "really died". Now I don't know what all this Olsen shit was but the Feds seem to think it was nothing if they're dropping it. Probably some sort of stupid publicity stunt. Sometimes famous people die tragically in accidents but I don't expect the tabloids to buy that one when there are papers to sell and no name assholes who didn't even know Heath who are working on their "tell all" novels as we speak. I expect the future publications to both make millions for these vultures and make me sick.

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