Lindsay Lohan is going to steal your shit!

Lindsay's out to grab your stuff again (what the frak is wrong with this clepto???  Seriously, who the hell keeps inviting her things!?!)  this time she struck at  last Thursday’s launch of Jermaine Dupri’s new watch line “NuPop” at Kitson in West Hollywood.  Ok, here's the skinny, she's paid to be there and told that she can have $500 bucks worth of free stuff.  First mistake in my book.  That's like opening up a flood gate you can't close.  She managed to get them up to $1,000.  However (I knew you saw this one coming), she proceeded to grab $15,000 dollars worth of stuff before anyone managed to stop her.  When told that she went a little over she responded that Pascal (jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad) would handle it because she was the only celebrity there.  Pascal, not being an idiot said "no" so of course being the mature young lady she is she went into her usual insanity mode.  Lindsy no likey when she no getty. 

Personally I would have slapped the bitch and thrown her out but they finally agreed to let her have $2,000 worth of stuff.  Even with that she still tried to con a Kitson employee who was helping her by insisting that she knew that it was ok if she took everything that was left at the boutique.  In exchange she would come back for the bags the next so the paps could take photos of it....great deal.

It didn't even end there!  One of her friends got involved and said that it was the least Kitson could do for such a loyal customer!  Ok, so let's make sure I've got this straight.  The shoplifter is a loyal customer...that's never going to stand up in court.