Tiger Woods is married to a crazy woman.

The tabloids published a story about Tiger Woods having an affair. Personally, I don't buy it. It's the bloody tabloids they make up crap all the time but his life did. In a heated argument yesterday she scratched his face up. When he attemped to escape by getting into his car she came after him with a golf club. He was a little disoriented from medication he took and plowed his car into a fire hydrant. Wow man, time to change the locks on the door! Although I like the part with the golf club, live by the sword die by the sword.