Angelina Jolie is still better than everyone else.

It's a month after the earthquake in Haiti and the U.N. goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie finally paid them a visit.  Considering how much this woman likes to rub her own superiority in everyone's face I'm actually surprised that it took her so long to show up.  Even more surprisingly she's not there to steal adopt a Haitian kid.

I'm always open to children around the world," she said in the interview, airing in full Sunday night. "We're that kind of a family; Brad and I talk about that. But that's not what we're focusing on at this time, by any means. We're not here for that.


"We're here to see how we can help protect the children in country and scale up the needs here."

Scale up the needs?  What the hell does that mean?!?  Last time I checked these people were needy enough.  Looks like Haiti gets a new honor, being the only country in the world that Angelina Jolie does NOT want a child from.  That's cold man.