Michelle "Bombshell" McGee f*cked Jesse James to make a better life for her family...huh, WTF???

In the biggest load of bull sh*t I've heard in a long time, Jesse James' whore says she did it for her family. The f*cked up part is that you know that there are going to be some people in this country who hear this one and believe it. Radaronline.com reports:

And the way “Bombshell” is making a better life for her family from the affair is by raking in the cash. If she had ended up with Jesse, she undoubtedly would have gotten some of his money. And now that the affair is over, she sold her story to a tabloid magazine and RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively she is working on more deals to make cash off of revealing even more details of her affair.

It appears that her relationship with James was premeditated to profit for her children’s future. McGee apologizes for hurting her family, expresses sadness over “hate mail” she has been receiving and goes on to say she “did it for my family”.

"I did it for my family". I swear if I hear that line a thousand times I'll never get over what a load of crap that is! I can't believe she actually had the balls to say it. Then again considering her appearance, maybe I can. Premeditated for cash, yeah, that one I can definately believe but for the kiddies (who she's probably going to loose custody of to her ex-husband anyway) not so much. What a f*cking slut.

Tiger's mom still loves him! (how much is she getting for this?)

Tiger's mom Kultida still loves her son.  I'm not shocked of course.  How many times have you seen some kid get hauled of for murdering somebody in a botched robbery only to hear their mothers sob in front of the camera "he's a good boy!".  Ok, not quite the same thing but the principal is the same.  Here's what she had to say:

"He didn't kill anybody. He didn't do anything illegal ... People don't understand that Tiger has a very good heart and soul."

and loving Kultida, you forgot LOVING!


"If anyone tells me to condemn him, I say look at yourself first."

Sorry Kultida,  I haven't cheated on my wife and kids by sleeping with EVERY F*CKING WHORE IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES!!!

Rachel Uchitel is shocked that she's not the exclusive whore/homewrecker/slut. (pick the one you want)

The thing that gets me about all of these Tiger Woods mistresses is how they all have the most deludued of minds.  Rachel (mistress #1) apart  from the fact that she feels "sorry" for Tiger's wife (then don't slam a married man stupid) also is shocked that he had so many mistresses.  Give me a break.  She also has confided to friends that she wants to be tested for STD's.  Must be the thing about a few of them being escorts, porn stars or full blown hookers.  Jesus woman, are you expecting sympathy???  The only person in this case that's going to get any is his WIFE!  Are you stupid Rachel?!?  What did you think you were the exclusive "other woman"?  If he'd cheat on his wife, he'd cheat on your worthless skank ass...and sure as hell did.  Milk your five minutes of fame and begone like Spitzer's whore, what's her name.

Clay Aiken is the next David Copperfield.

Looks like Clay Aiken manages to get a girl knocked up without touching her! TMZ reports:

Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.We're told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child

Clay, take some advice from Mr. Hollywood. If you're trying to prove to the world that you're NOT gay, this is not the way to do it!!!