Michelle McGee doesn't like me.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee posted a statement on her facebook account blasting everybody in the blogosphere.

For all you internet warriors on here talking shit...it's easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard. Get off your God dam high horse, your shit don't smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone...in other words FUCK YOU

Wow, I can't believe that my brethern and myself could have brought about such a response. I've hurt an honest young lady skank. How horrible I must feel.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee f*cked Jesse James to make a better life for her family...huh, WTF???

In the biggest load of bull sh*t I've heard in a long time, Jesse James' whore says she did it for her family. The f*cked up part is that you know that there are going to be some people in this country who hear this one and believe it. Radaronline.com reports:

And the way “Bombshell” is making a better life for her family from the affair is by raking in the cash. If she had ended up with Jesse, she undoubtedly would have gotten some of his money. And now that the affair is over, she sold her story to a tabloid magazine and RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively she is working on more deals to make cash off of revealing even more details of her affair.

It appears that her relationship with James was premeditated to profit for her children’s future. McGee apologizes for hurting her family, expresses sadness over “hate mail” she has been receiving and goes on to say she “did it for my family”.

"I did it for my family". I swear if I hear that line a thousand times I'll never get over what a load of crap that is! I can't believe she actually had the balls to say it. Then again considering her appearance, maybe I can. Premeditated for cash, yeah, that one I can definately believe but for the kiddies (who she's probably going to loose custody of to her ex-husband anyway) not so much. What a f*cking slut.

The porn star one says she's "not a homewrecker"! Then what are you?

Holly Sampson, who TMZ says is mistress #7 (I'll take their word on it) says she's not a homewrecker because she met (banged) Tiger at a bachelor party (his) in 2004 and since he wasn't married yet it's totally ok.

Sidenote:  To all readers male or female.  If you found out your fiance' f*cked a porn star on their bachelor / bachelorette party.  Would you find that "OK"?   Neither would I.

She also doesn't like being grouped with the others!

"Although I enjoyed our time together, I never was and never will be one of Tiger's mistresses.I resent being put in the same category as the other women."

I love how they're all trying to make like they're in a different category!  "I'm not a...(homewrecker / mistress / porn star / cocktail girl / escort / easy ) because Tiger at the time was...(married / unmarried / out of town / holding a fistful of $20's with this wedding band exposed)".   I'm going to save all of you "ladies" the trouble of straining your minds to try to make yourselves feel unique or totally "innocent" (see above).  Let's go for 1 blanket term...slut.

You're welcome.

Rachel Uchitel is shocked that she's not the exclusive whore/homewrecker/slut. (pick the one you want)

The thing that gets me about all of these Tiger Woods mistresses is how they all have the most deludued of minds.  Rachel (mistress #1) apart  from the fact that she feels "sorry" for Tiger's wife (then don't slam a married man stupid) also is shocked that he had so many mistresses.  Give me a break.  She also has confided to friends that she wants to be tested for STD's.  Must be the thing about a few of them being escorts, porn stars or full blown hookers.  Jesus woman, are you expecting sympathy???  The only person in this case that's going to get any is his WIFE!  Are you stupid Rachel?!?  What did you think you were the exclusive "other woman"?  If he'd cheat on his wife, he'd cheat on your worthless skank ass...and sure as hell did.  Milk your five minutes of fame and begone like Spitzer's whore, what's her name.

Tila Tequilia is out of her damn mind.

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Clooney's ex wastes no time being a whore.

Now that Sarah Larson has lost the Cloon she's gone back to what she does best. Being a slut. TMZ reports:

Well we didn't have to wait long did we?

Here's the short version. Lindsey Lohan went off to Italy for New Years and managed to make out with three different guys in a 24 hour period. I just have one question...how horny is this bitch??? Jesus Christ woman get some self control...and get to a clinic for testing, stat!